Jurdan Oneshots

《8》

Jude groans in frustration.

"Whats wrong, darling?" Cardan asks her, putting down the book that he was reading.

"I need more torture ideas!" She exclaims

"For who?" He inquires, raising an eyebrow along with a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips.

"No one in particular."

"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know I know!" He exclaims, a mischevious glint present in his eyes.

Jude eyes immediately light up.

"Give them a thousand paper cuts, and then bathe them in lemon juice. Its foolproof." He suggests, his smirk now turning into a full-blown mischevious grin.

"And pour sanitizer all over them!"

"Yes!"

"This is one of the rare moments during which I dont regret marrying you."

Cardan's grin turns into a small pout, his bottom lip sticking out ever-so-slightly and his eyebrows furrowing a bit, feigning annoyance.

"God, you are so hot right now!" Jude says, cupping his face and leaning her forehead on his, closing her eyes.

"I love you, too, Jude." Cardan says, resting his hands on her hips and pulling her closer to himself.

He then attacks her lips with his own, and pulls away, "I have a name for this torture method."

"What is it?"

"Death By A Thousand Cuts."