In a "friendly" game of truth and dare between Cardan and Jude, Jude dared Cardan to put on one of her dresses that she'd recently bought from the mortal world. Cardan headed to her closet, but Jude insisted that she pick it out herself.
Cardan reluctantly agreed.
The dress is a black, vodycon dress that has a V-neck that stops at his stomach. The dress is also strapless and extremely short, stopping right at the top of his thighs.
(Sorry about that. Also, TheCabin3Griffinpuff no need to comment on this. I know its ugly. Fugly, as a matter of fact. But i made this, like, 2 minutes before tuition. So, yeah. Also, pls ignore the fact that hes bald and barefoot.)
(Sorry about the pic once again lol)
"Jude, darling, this dress is a bit-"
"Tight? I know. That's why I chose it," Jude says with a smirk, cutting off Cardan.
(Imagine it. Now. Especially you, TheCabin3Griffinpuff. Hehe.)
Suddenly, someone knocks on the doors of their chambers. Cardan tries to walk, run, or even take off his dress. But nothing works.
"I'm stuck," he says in a high pitched voice no higher than a whisper.
"Oh, fu-"
Knock Knock
"Your majesties, may I?"
It wad Tatterfell.
"Yes, Tatterfell. Come on in," says Jude, stifling her laughter.
As the doorknob turns, Cardan leaps behind the bed, and lands with a thump and a groaned, "Owww," followed by an, "I'm okay!" With a thumbs-up.
Cardan is still half-dead behind the bed.
Tatterfell walks in and sees Cardan.
She then backs out of the room without a word.
Outside the room, Jude hears Tatterfell's roars of laughter and shrieks, yelling, "The High King is stuck in a dress! THE HIGH KING IS STUCK IN A DRESS!"
"Oh, fuck," says Cardan.
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