Jurdan Oneshots

《10》

(For this oneshot, Jude and Cardan have a new friend called Thorne)

Thorne- "So, Cardan, who's this?" He asks, nodding towards Jude

Cardan- **extrememly drunk once again** "Oh, her?" He jabs his thub towards Jude.

Thorne- "Yes, her."

Cardan- "Oh, she's my ex-girlfriend."

Jude- "We've been over this, Cardan."

Cardan- "Huh?"

Jude- "I'm your goddamn wife!"

Cardan- "Technically my ex, though."

Thorne- "Cardan's right, Jude."

Jude- "Unbelievable."

Cardan- "Believeable!"

Jude- "Is not!"

Cardan- "Is, too!"

Jude- "Is not!"

Cardan- "Is, too!"

Jude- "Is, too!"

Cardan- "Is not!- Wait, what?"

**Jude drags Cardan to their chambers**

Jude pulls out Nightfell and aims it at Cardan.

Cardan- "Woah, woah, woah, why do you have your sword aimed at me?"

Jude- "No reason."

Cardan- "I- I need to go to the washroom, darling. All this wine is really catching up to my bladder."

**he emerges from the washroom a good minute later, only to see Jude still pointing Nightfell at him**

Cardan- "W-why do you still have your sword aimed at me?"

Jude- "I don't know, maybe a part of me still wants to stab you."

Cardan- "I get that."

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