Jurdan Oneshots

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Thanks a lot to TheCabin3Griffinpuff for this oneshot idea! <3 (Also, Atalanta, I changed the storyline up a bit)

So, for this oneshot, both Jude and Cardan are extremely drunk after Cardan dared her to drink as many glasses of wine as "Mortally-Possible", as he calls it.

So because Jude and Cardan are both extremely drunk, they start blurting out random things in their bedroom, while Jude is in Cardan's clothes (which are obviously a bit big on her) and Cardan is in one of Jude's dresses (which is obviously too small and tight on him but he's wearing it anyways. Imagine it. Now. Teehee)

All of a sudden, Jude exclaims, "You killed my father!"

Cardan is startled but the two of them can't breathe because they're already laughing so damn hard, "No. I am your father." He says, surprisingly calm but still laughing hysterically.

"What?!?" Jude exclaims, her eyes widening till the point to where they become literal saucers. But she's still laughing as well.

"Wait, no, uh, I'm pregnant and you're the father!"

"What?!?"

"I mean, uh, you're pregnant and I'm the baby!"

"What?!?"