TheCabin3Griffinpuff please dont judge me for this. Please. Ill explain to u tmrw alright? Tbh i wont.
(Warning- This chapter is a bit mature)
Jude- "Cardan, put that pistol back right now!"
Cardan- **extremely drunk** "Why?"
Jude- "You can't shoot me because you're probably seeing double right now!"
Cardan- *Pulls out another pistol* "I've got one for each of you!"
Jude facepalms herself while Cardan is cheekily grinning at her, his smile spreading from ear to ear.
Jude- "Cardan, violence isn't the answer."
Cardan- "You're right."
Jude- "Thank you!"
Cardan- "Its a question."
Jude- "Wha-"
Cardan- *Cutting her off* "It's a question. And the answer is yes!"
Cardan- "But honestly though, isn't is surprising how good a women's pistol looks on me? Or with me? Or with me holding it?"
Jude- "Cardan, pistols are unisex."
Cardan- "Maybe you need sex. We had sex a couple days ago."
Jude- "Wha- Cardan, no. Unisex. U-N-I sex."
Cardan- "Well, I can't say no to that."
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