"Jude!" Shrieks Cardan at the top of his lungs, "Jude!"
Jude comes rushing into the room with a butcher's knife (don't ask me where she got it), "Who's trying to kill you?!?"
Cardan is trembling like a 5-year-old in front of an anaconda and pointing towards the wall with an overly shaking finger, "That— that thing."
And you know what it is?
A lizard.
A goddamn mortal lizard.
"Cardan, it's a lizard," Jude says in an exasperated tone.
"A— a what now?" Says Cardan, his voice shaking.
"A lizard?"
"Huh?"
'It's a goddamn lizard, Cardan."
"Well? Kill it."
Jude picks up the lizard and dumps it on her husband's shoulder.
"Ahhhhh! Jude! Get it off me! Get this horrid thing off of me!" Shrieks Cardan.
"You shriek like a girl."
"I am a girl."
"Wait, what?!?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
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