*Dandy's world one shots*

-Couples therapy-

Vee x Astro x Shelly ( POLY 2❗ )
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Vee, Astro, and Shelly sat on the oversized couch, all making sure to stay far apart from each other. They were having problems lately with their relationship and went to counseling.

The room had light blue walls yet it still looked extremely sketchy. The 'therapist' sat in front of them, whispering something into their assistant's ear. The assistant nodded and walked out of the room.

It was silent for a few minutes, the therapist not even looking at them, it was almost like he was pretending they weren't there.

Astro let out a hum, trying to get his attention. Finally the guy noticed them and raised an eyebrow, he looked them up and down individually.

"Looks like you'll need more than therapy.."

The three were shocked at his reply, what exactly was he implying here? Vee shifted in her seat, she did NOT like this guy at all.

"W-what do you mean by that?" Shelly barely managed to get out, this whole situation was affecting her really hard.

"Shut up women, I'm talking to the guy here."

Everyone (besides the therapist) gasped, Vee fought back the urge to go hug Shelly. Astro stood up and looked towards the guy with shame.

"An odd group. Disgusting, Why are there three of you?" The therapist scoffed once he said this, how could they possibly think this is okay?

Astro was even more pissed now, who did he think he was?!

He stepped closer to the therapist, still giving him the disgusted and shameful look.

"I'll never understand it, you.. 'People' are so strange, no wonder why you're here!"

Vee stood up this time and walked clenched her fists, she was really getting sick of this asshole.

"How about you ditch the dinosaur over there, I'm sure it would fix this sad excuse of a relationship!"

Astro groaned, he concealed his anger on the other hand.. Vee did not. She leapt towards the therapist and started punching him, Astro, upon seeing this, joined in.

Shelly just watched in shock, how did this escalate so badly. Eventually the two stopped and looked towards shelly, Vee reached her hand out and she took it.

They all ran out of the door, not daring to look back.

After an hour, after they left. The guy's assistant came back, she stared at him and poked his head.

"Sir, are you alright? You need to stop doing this."

The therapist got up and wiped his suit, he smiled and looked towards her. He grabbed her hand and spun her around.

"Don't worry about me, Val. Besides, getting people to hate one person always brings them together!"

Val smiled at this and giggled.

"I suppose it did work, sir."
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Rah rah rah therapist using himself as a hate source is so big brained frfr 🤠☝🏽

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