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Addiction

Goob x Shrimpo

Did you know that apparently Shrimps are born with amounts of cocaine in their system? 🤓☝🏽

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"So.. we got back the test results! Everyone is clear! You all may leave." Everyone stood up and quickly left without another word but the doctor pulled back Goob, "Talk to me for a moment" Goob nodded and sat on a stool in front of him.

"So, as we both know; Gigi brought in 20 pounds of cocaine, right?" Goob nodded slowly – not really understanding where this was coming from.

"Did you.. did you take any?" Goob fell back on to the ground and quickly stood up. "What?! I've been clean my whole life, I'd never do anything like that." The doctor hummed and wrote something down; "So, you didn't take any of it but your test results say otherwise."

"You've been found to have Cocaine in your system." Goob was shocked and confused, how did this happen–

"I may know how you got it in your system if you haven't taken any drugs." Goob perked up at this and scooted his stool closer. "How? Was it something I ate?" The Doctor chuckled and stood up, he wiped off his chest and smiled.

"You could say it's something like that." Goob raised an eyebrow but let the man continue, "Have you been sleeping with a shrimp-like toon?" Goob was shocked, how did he know that he pounded into Shrimpo last night?

"Uh.. I am. I'm not sure how that relates to this situation though." The doctor giggled and pulled out a chart, "Did you know that Shrimps are born with amounts of cocaine? Scientists haven't found out why this happens but it's a real thing."

Goob was shocked, "I know you may be confused but it'll be alright! You're free to go." Goob stood up slowly and walked down the hall, sprinting once he was out of the building.

He needed to know if this was true, he had to ask Shrimpo.
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He desperately knocked on Shrimpo's door, Shrimpo opened it with an angry expression but it quickly changed once he realized it was Goob, Goob rushed into his room without a single word.

"Okay, just come in I guess." Goob sat on Shrimpo's bed as he continued to stare down Shrimpo. "So, about the testing thing earlier."

Shrimpo hummed and signaled for him to continue. "Apparently I got tested for consuming cocaine.. and apparently I got it from.. you? I'm not sure how I can word this properly–"

Shrimpo held back a laugh and nodded, "I'm assuming he told you that Shrimp are born with cocaine in their bodies? Well it's true." Goob just stared at him shocked and confused, "S-so every time we've–"

"Mhm, you were actually consuming cocaine." Goob just stared at the ground after hearing that, "I apologize for not telling you sooner."

Goob looked at Shrimpo and smiled, "It's okay, I'm just really shocked right now.. does this mean I'm a drug addict?"

Shrimpo laughed and turned away from him as he grabbed a tissue. "Well, are you addicted to me?"

Goob looked at the wall and let out a crooked smile.

"Holy, I'm a drug addict."

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