*Dandy's world one shots*

Texting Troubles(Pt4)

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We're just better ❗

Fluttershy: do you guys wanna start speaking in brainrot terms in the main GC?

Pokémonball: Sure, but I have a feeling we're gonna get kicked out 😒

Dandelion: But they're such losers, they're just gonna kick us ☹️

Shitpo: I think we should do it, just to piss them off before they kick us out 🤷🏽

Pokémonball: Ykw? Sure, let's go harass em 🤠

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Vee is the best♥️♥️

Fluttershy: I'm such a skibidi sigma 😎

Pokémonball: sigh.. you're such an alpha..

Fluttershy: heh.. thanks kitten 😍

Dandelion: w-what?!? Y-you're cheating on me f-flutter!?

Fluttershy: w-wait this isn't what it looks like 😰

Dandelion: S-shrimpo-kun.. h-hold me 🥺

Shitpo: 任何给你小猫的东西 😈😈

Dandelion: T-thank you alpha ... 🥺🥺

Reflectiondetection: what the hell 😨

Pokémonball: Shut up you non alpha!

Fluttershy: you wouldn't understand us normie!!!

NotmyVox: Ew wtf

Shitpo: OMG is that the guy from uhm.. uh uh .erg umm hevulla buss.? 🤓☝🏽

Dandelion: oh em gee! I'm wittwly your biggest fan 🤪🤪🤪

NotmyVox: I don't like this

Risesthemoon: Dandy..? What are you doing.

Dandelion: 何もない、私の可愛い天使 ♥️♥️

Risesthemoon: what

Shitpo: OMG Dandy from diddys world caught flirting with Moon drop?!?!? 😰😰

Fluttershy: OMG real!1!1!

Pokémonball: Yassss go my skibidi gays! Queer or no near!! 😏

Magnifyingdad: SHUT UP

Shitpo: who pissed in your cereal 😡

Dandelion: I miss my wife tails, I miss her a lot 😣

Shitpo: it's okay you sigma rizzler, push through giga Chad 💁🏽‍♀️🥳

Fluttershy: skibidi toilet part 69 is coming out soon sigmas 😈😈🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗❗❗🔥🔥❗🔥❗

Pokémonball: YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

Dandelion: HOORAY!

Shitpo: thank the skibidi Lord! He has praised us, eveeyone bow down to him for he is our sigma guy 🧎🏽‍♀️

Dandelion: 🧎🏽‍♀️

Fluttershy: 🧎🏽‍♀️

Pokémonball: 🧎🏽‍♀️

Magnifyingdad: IM DONE.

System: Magnifyingdad has kicked Fluttershy, pokémonball, dandelion, and shitpo out of the group chat.

Notacrystalball: I was enjoying that 😐

Magnifyingdad: do you wanna be kicked as well?

Notacrystalball: no sir 😦

Jackinthebox: I was getting scared tbh

NotmyVox: my brain hurts

Tissuebox: hm? What happened.

Teaparty: I'm not sure..

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We're just better ❗

Shitpo: Boo those losers 😒

Fluttershy: that was fun, wanna go beat up kids at an elementary school now?

Dandelion: I think I speak for all of us here when I say yes.

Pokémonball: mhm let's go traumatized some children 👽

Shitpo: yay!

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RAHHH

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