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Show time!(SMUT❗)

RnD x Glisten.

How am I gonna write this 😀

Erm uhm uh-huh uh I'm gonna use the rest of my brainpower for this one. 😔

I was gonna give RnD two dicks but decided not to. Why? Because.. I said so. 🦅🇺🇸

I'm making this really kinky 🤠 ( huge maybe actually 💁🏽‍♀️)

This is gonna be really rushed, why? Because honestly, I don't like writing Smut with RnD. It just doesn't make senseeeee 🤷🏽 but someone requested it so I have to deliver. ( No I'm not pregnant 🤪 )

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Glisten clapped his hands, making the lights go off, he clapped again turning them back on. He grinned and decided to call someone, or well, two people technically.

He really needed a fuck buddy right now, Glisten smiled at his reflection. Yeah, he was a whore, but he really didn't care for other's opinions. Having over 20 bodies will make you not give a damn anymore, besides; he was beautiful! Pretty privileges are real people.

His phone rang, thankfully the other person picked up err well people picked up– you know what? I don't care.

"Hello?" Razzle's voice suddenly spoke. Glisten grinned, it was time to work his magic. He was about to get laid by twins, he knew they would accept! After all they had already done it before.

"Same thing like last week?" He heard Razzle gasp and ask Dazzle something; he came back and huffed. "Sure!" His tone was nervous, even though he wasn't a virgin; he sure sounded like one.

"You better be here in ten minutes or I'm locking all of my windows and doors again!~" Glisten hung up and got himself ready, at least he had something to do tonight.

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RnD ran down the street, somehow making it to Glisten's house under 2 minutes even though they lived 10 minutes away.. huh.

Glisten opened the door and pulled them in, bringing them into a big hug while he closed the door with his leg.

He guided them upstairs, he really needed this right now. RnD didn't complain and easily followed him, whispering to each other. "Razzle, how do we always end up in this mirror's bed?" Dazzle whispered to Razzle, Razzle only shrugged and kept his attention on Glisten.

They reached Glisten's room and were immediately thrown on the bed, Glisten straddled on top of them and instantly took off their clothes,( yes they have clothes 😐), not giving them time to adjust.

Glisten ripped off his own clothes, kind of like a scene in a movie? How did he do that, man? Like woah! It's giving Superman.. okay. I need to stop trying to make excuses to write this.

He bent down and pulled down their Boxers, their dick bounced out and Glisten immediately got to work. He sucked and licked the tip before throating them down; making sure to fit the whole thing in his mouth.

RnD breathed heavily, both gripping the sheets for support. They cummed in Glisten's mouth, not even lasting a second. Glisten, being the freak he is; didn't swallow all of it, spitting it back down on their dick for some kind of lube. ( Ew )

Since Glisten was well.. Glisten. He positioned himself above RnD's dick, slamming down with a huge scream; not even giving himself to adjust, he bounced. Hitting his G-Spot immediately. He jacked himself off while RnD stared at him with blush covered faces.

RnD, not being able to contain themselves, cummed again; coating Glisten's insides. With a huff Glisten came on their chests as he bounced up one final time.

Glisten got off and grabbed one of his emergency rags; cleaning himself off and the twins. He watched as they put their clothes on and looked at him, ready to say something.

No way. Glisten did not care.

He opened a window and walked towards them, throwing them over his shoulder as he headed towards the window again.

He threw them out and watched them fall into a bush.

"Team rocket ahh ending." Glisten shut the window, not daring to look back. They would be fine.

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RAHHH this is such a shit post, I'm so sorry

mon Dieu, je déteste ça

je déteste ça, je me sens mal à l'aise

716 words. ( Shortest smut chapter 😨 )