*Dandy's world one shots*

Tea is better shared(SMUT ❗)

Rodger x Teagan (T4T)

Rough sex 👽

( NO BECAUSE IM NOT TOO GOOD WITH TOPICS LIKE THIS. IM SO SO SORRY IF IT TURNS OUT BAD )

( Trans for trans )

( I'm gonna do so bad.. I'm so sorry if this is horrible 😣 )

T-two straight people smut shots?! Omgeee WAHHHH /j

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Rodger fastened his binder around his chest, concealing his titties; he had a date with his beautiful girlfriend - Teagan.

He basically kicked open his door as he headed to the nice meadow they had planned to meet at. He passed by Dandy, who was wearing a suit; he didn't pay any attention to him, after all, he honestly didn't care what Dandy did.

The sky was beautiful, yes very beautiful, it just added on to the Butterflies in his stomach. He walked down the path and clasped his hands together upon seeing Teagan; She waved him over and he happily complied.

They weren't really gonna eat anything, this was just a time for chatting. Well, Teagan would be drinking tea of course but besides that; no food or drinks would be involved.

"Hello!" Teagan brought him into a hug as she kissed his cheek, "Hello Teagan." His voice was low as he admired her.

She already began drinking tea, she wiped off her mouth with a napkin and smiled. "time to talk absolute shit." Rodger chuckled at this, now usually dates are cutesy and romantic, but not Rodger's and Teagan's. No, they liked to talk shit, mostly about the main toons, not including Pebble of course.

"I wonder why Astro covers his arms? Do you think he actually has two pairs of arms or maybe-" Teagan began rambling, she had been into theories ever since she started to date Rodger.

"I just think hes insecure. Nothing more." Teagan playfully rolled her eyes at this and took another sip of her tea. "How about Shelly? The poor girl gets punched around by Vee." Rodger hummed and looked off to the side.

"Didn't Tisha say she had a crush on her? Listen, I'm not one for meddling in other people's relationships but I think they would suit each other well." Rodger explained to her, Teagan giggled and got closer to him, basically sitting in his lap at this point; "What? Just like how we suit each other perfectly?" Teagan whispered and went back to drinking her tea.

Rodger stuttered for a moment before sighing, "oh! I think I heard Vee rambling about how 'fine' Astro was. Strangely, I thought Astro was gay." Teagan whispered to Rodger, Rodger thought about it for a moment before snapping his fingers together.

"Isn't Astro dating Dandy? I guess Vee's trying to be a relationship ruiner." Teagan rolled her eyes once Rodger finished explaining his thoughts on the situation; "I'm not surprised, after all she does like to ruin things for a living." Rodger hummed in response, taking in the variety of Teagan's hateful words.

He started to rub her chest, not really paying attention to his actions. "Oh? You're in that kind of mood?~" Rodger realized what he was doing but didn't pull away, he only nodded in response.

"Well.. there's nobody here.. so why not?" Teagan began to take off her dress, revealing her flat chest and her boxers, which hid her huge bulge.

"We're seriously doing this out in the open?" Rodger questioned as he took off his suit, unbuttoning it to reveal his boobs. ( Haha funny word. )

"Well, nobody's here to bother us and you're already getting undressed." Teagan pulled down her boxers, revealing her length as it sprung out a bit.

"Hmm.. whatever." Rodger threw his panties to the side, somehow already getting completely undresssd in the matter of minutes.

"Last time you took too long, be quick this time." Rodger snapped at Teagan, opening his legs wide as she approached him. "Whatever you say honey."

Teagan ripped his legs opened and started to suck on his neck, Rodger let out quiet moans as Teagan pinned him to the ground. She rubbed the tip against Rodger's clit; giving them both stimulation in the process.

"Ah~.. k-keep going.." Rodger whispered, his legs starting to shake.

Teagan pulled away and waved her finger around, basically telling him no. ( "Nuh uh 🤓☝🏽"

She slowly entered the tip into him without warning, making him jolt a bit as he began to grab his titties in a form of support.

"Just hurry up-" Rodger was cut off by Teagan slamming her full length in. ( Ywochhh. )

"Is that quick enough for you?" Teagan groaned as she began to helplessly pound into Rodger, Rodger couldn't speak as his lower half was painfully rambled into, Teagan reached her hand down and rubbed Rodger's clit; making sure to spit on her fingers to work as some type of lube.

"T-teagan~.." Teagan rambled into him harder, holding his hips as her nails dug into his skin. "K-keep talking... I'm almost there."

Rodger complied and began moaning Teagan's name, making her reach her edge as she came into him; his insides being painted a salty pearly white. ( Wow what a description!! )

Rodger squirted all over the two, making their fluids mix together. ( Ewuh. )

Teagan pulled out with a 'Pop' and used her glove to wipe their cum, throwing it into her empty tea cup. Looks like she'd have to throw away one of her favorite gloves.

Rodger was half unconscious and watched as Teagan grabbed his binder; wrapping it tightly around his chest as she kissed his face all over.

He closed his eyes and began to drift off to a deep sleep, trusting Teagan with himself as he melted into his unconsciousness.

Teagan smiled and got the both dressed, making sure they were both clean before leaning on him; she put her face in his chest and smiled. She closed her eyes as well, as she planned on taking a short nap as well.

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Sure, they had just committed Public indecency.. actually yeah no, they're like totally going to jail!!

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