*Dandy's world one shots*

Restaurant restrictions.

The ultimate haters.. Shrimpo.. Dandy.. and Vee terrorize the poor underpaid workers of a shabby Restaurant.

Are you willing to join their hate filled tirant?

Stick around to Find out 😍

👽👽.

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"Byeee we're going to some fancy restaurant without y'all!~" Vee screamed as she slammed the door, Dandy and Shrimpo already in the car.

Vee hopped in and started the car, giggling heavily. Dandy sat beside her while Shrimpo was in the back, "Why are we coming with you anyways?"

Vee sighed and aggressively turned the corner, sending Shrimpo flying in the back. Dandy managed to sit still though.. "Because you guys are the only ones that are mean enough to actually tolerate my bullshit."

Shrimpo groaned and mumbled something under his breath. Dandy looked back and giggled at his situation, Shrimpo flicked him off and was thrown again once Vee did another sharp turn. ( Bro is ragdolling )

"And we're here~!" Vee slammed down on the brakes, making Shrimpo fly out the window. Dandy burst into a laughing fit at the sight but received a hit on the head from Vee, he immediately shut up and glared at Shrimpo who started walking back to them.

He rubbed his head and stomped into the restaurant making Dandy groan and follow suit; Vee grabbed something out of the car and speed ran after them, smirking and giggling the whole time.
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"I hate this place already." Shrimpo put one hand on his hip and looked around. Dandy crossed his arms and focused on the dirty attire. "Yeah, for a pretty 'Fancy' place, this is a total dump."

"Get over it you two, we're not here to eat after all. We're here to terrorize underpaid workers, I mean, how much more evil can we be if we do that?"

She heard Dandy and Shrimpo chuckle as they sat down at a three-seater. "So? Are we just gonna complain or are we gonna start fighting people?" Vee hummed and thought about it for a moment, she looked off to the side and stared at some family entering the restaurant. "How about.. all of above?"

Shrimpo grinned at this and got to work, "Ew! Look at that family over there, they look like oversized hippos." He basically screamed it, startling the family who decided to sit right behind them. Dandy and Vee chuckled as the Dad of the family came over, "You talking to us?!" Shrimpo made a neutral face and slowly turned towards him, "No duh. Obviously! Just take a look at yourself, yeesh."

Dandy bursted out laughing, making the guys face even more red than it was before, the Guy pounced on him startling Vee and Dandy.

Shrimpo groaned as the oversized bingbang chair sat on him, he managed to get out from under him and screamed as the guy continued to chase him around.

The employees desperately tried to hold the man back but failed helplessly. "Chill out Planet destroyer! ACK–" The guy punched Shrimpo making him run into a worker who was carrying a whole plate full of Hot tea and Coffee.

And in some twisted fate, the drinks fell on Shrimpo and the guy. Shrimpo didn't scream and calmly got up, the guy on the other hand rolled around on the ground; screaming. Dandy looked at the guys family and seen the guy's family looking away ashamed and embarrassed of the situation.

The employees tackled Shrimpo and his oppresser to the ground and dragged them outside. Leaving them to settle it outside.

"Well, that went fine." Vee said as she fiddled with the menu, a waiter came up to them and asked for their orders just to be ignored by the two, she walked away and mumbled something under her breath.

Vee smiled at Dandy and signaled for him to do something dumb, That being the reason he was here if course, "mhm okay." Dandy cleared his throat and got ready, "UHM!? WHO'S GONNA TAKE OUR ORDER." A waitress immediately ran over, sweating a bit.

"Hello, yes, how may I take your order?" Dandy stared at her blankly before scrolling on his phone, she stared there as her smile started to fade. "okayyy.. just tell me when you're ready! Haha.."

Dandy looked over to Vee who was getting bored. "You do something. I'm not trying to get in trouble, I'm already in a not ideal situation with the police for fraud." Dandy whispered as he waved his hand around in circles.

Vee sighed and got up, walking past the table of the family before; she smiled as she walked up to a worker. She pulled out the mystery object she got out of her car earlier,
Before anyone could tell what was happening, Vee whipped out pepper spray, spraying the unfortunate worker. Dandy looked at her shocked, and soon realized that she had left another can, he looked up again and saw her hinting to start spraying.

He thought about it for a moment before agreeing, a few years of house arrest didn't scare him. He got to work, spraying anyone that got close to him, Vee came beside him and grabbed his waist, guiding him outside.

The screaming of the workers was like music to them as they ran outside, they ran into Shrimpo, who was helplessly kicking the guys unconscious body.

"C'mon! We gotta get out of here!" Shrimpo raised an eyebrow but quickly got into the car, actions now questions later.

Vee quickly sped away, as to not get caught by the cops. They turned around and seen at least five cars behind them, Vee slowed down and sighed.

"There is nothing we can do.."

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"Was that a Napoleon reference?" Vee turned to Dandy and blankly stared at him, she was about to start screaming at him but was cut off by a cop car hitting them; knocking out all of them at once.
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"And that's how we ended up on House arrest, funny story right?" The rest of the cast blankly stared at them.

"Ohh .. rough crowd.." Dandy whispered to the two, making them nod in agreement.
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Screams because I hate this chapter

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