*Dandy's world one shots*

Sweet without the salt

Cosmo x Sprout

This will have very heated scenes but it won't be smut. If you are not comfortable please do not read. ( Maybe, huge maybe actually. It might not be that heated actually 🧍🏽)

Yehaw ventures 🤠
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Sprout, Cosmo, Vee, Astro, and Shelly arrived at the Zoo, Dandy said it would be best if they all got out of the house for a while and booked them a visit.

Astro huffed and rolled his eyes, Dandy had lied to him and told him that he was coming with them. Now he had to deal with Vee trying to talk to him all by himself, how annoying.

"So.. where are we going first?" Shelly broke the silence, she didn't mind being here unlike everyone else.

"Me and Cosmo are going our own way." Sprout grabbed Cosmo's wrist and dragged him away leaving the others. Vee huffed and followed Astro as he walked to the penguin area, Shelly realized they were leaving and followed as well.
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Cosmo awkwardly smiled as he continued to be dragged, eventually they stopped at the Zebra area. Cosmo huffed and crossed his arms, staring at Sprout in the corner of his eye.

"I don't understand why WE had to come here, this pointless." Sprout complained, waving his arms around in the process.

Cosmo nodded and walked away, Sprout followed continuing to complain. Cosmo hated this too but why was Sprout acting like a complete toddler.

"I just wanna go hom–" Sprout was cut off by his own gasp.

Cosmo was grabbed by a Chimpanzee through the bars of its cage, he was pushed on to his butt and was clearly in pain. Sprout grabbed Cosmo and pulled him up, leading him to a nearby bench.

Sprout examined Cosmo's arm, a large but not deep cut was now present on his arm Sprout huffed and pulled out his emergency med kit from his bag. He cleaned up the blood and carefully wrapped a bandage around his hand.

"Does it feel too tight?, need me to kiss it better?" Sprout teased Cosmo a bit, resulting in Cosmo heavily blushing and looking away nervously.

Sprout smiled and kissed the bandage, kissing all the way up to his arm to his shoulder and eventually to his face.

"Really? We're gonna do this here?" Cosmo whispered he gave off the vibe that he didn't want to do it but in reality he wanted it just as much as Sprout did.

"Well ... Nobody's here, it's just us over here~ let's have some fun while we can~." Sprout said as he turned Cosmo's head towards him.

Cosmo giggled and leaned in immediately kissing Sprout. Sprout wrapped his hands around Cosmo's neck while Cosmo desperately held Sprout's torso.

Cosmo gasped as Sprout slightly scratched the back of his neck, giving Sprout the chance to slip his tongue in. They both desperately sucked on each other's tongues while rubbing any part of the other they could.

"I HATE SEEING PEOPLE MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC!" They both gasped and broke apart from each other.

"I HATE THEM!"

"WELL I HATE YOU!"

Cosmo and Sprout turned towards the noise and their jaws dropped.

Shrimpo was there in a black suit, the only color on him was his bright red tie. Behind him stood Brightney and Poppy, both of them worse white t-shirts with the word 'Hate' on them.

"S-shrimpo?!" Cosmo stuttered what the hell was going on?

"YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY HATE GROUP, LOSERS. MOVE ON SOMEWHERE!" Shrimpo pointed towards them clearly pissed.

Sprout and Cosmo ran away, clearly embarrassed. They reached the front gate and saw the others there, Astro was covered in water while Vee was unconscious on the floor.

Shelly turned towards them and blankly stared.

"The goddamn penguins." Her voice was monotone, she bent down and picked up Vee struggling a bit because metal is heavy. ( Fatty )

Sprout just nodded and grabbed Cosmo's hand, he began walking home with the others. Today was weird.
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Shrimpo stood there with his arms crossed, Brightney and Poppy stood there judging anyone that passed them.

"Okay, since we were interrupted by that DISGUSTING scene. We'll continue this tomorrow ladies, I'll show you how to be the ultimate hater."

They both nodded and followed Shrimpo out of the Zoo.

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Sigh... Gay toons

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