Misty took a deep breath. " Oh, there's my ducky boo boo!" She but her lip as she took Gary's hand and faked kissing her.
Ash but his lip. " Yes," he said, trying to keep a straight face. " Our son is so beautiful. In fact, I think we should let him drive the mars!"
Tracy walked in. " Mars?" He feigned disgust. " I've went to Neptune, and back!"
Brock walked in with a cup of tea. " Would you like some tea? I made some oolong tea, which has a delightful peachy flavor. I like mine straight, but for you I'll add a cup of milk and two sugar cubes. Watch out- it's hot!"
Ash nodded, and took a sip. He spit it out.
" Ew, Brock, what is this?!" He exclaimed.
Brock looked at it. " It's oolong tea."
" No it isnt!" Misty cried as she spit hers out. " I think you did something wrong!
Brock poured himself a cup and drank it. " No it's okay."
" Let me see." Gary took Ash's cup and took a sip.
" Brock the milk's bitter!"
Professor Oak waved his hands in frustration. "No, no! That's not the script!" he shouted, stepping closer to the group.
Ash was still grimacing, wiping his tongue with a napkin. "This isn't a trick, Professor! It's actually really bitter!"
Misty stuck her tongue out in disgust, grabbing a bottle of water to wash the taste away. "I've tasted bad tea before, but this is next level!"
Brock looked down at the cup in confusion, then casually glanced at the milk carton he had been using. His eyes widened as he checked the label. "Oh... uh... oops."
Everyone turned to him.
"I may have given you milk that expired... a year ago."
There was a moment of stunned silence before Ash jumped up. "A year ago?!"
Misty gasped, still spitting into a napkin. "You're telling me we just drank year-old milk?!"
Brock shrugged sheepishly. "Guess I didn't check the date. But hey, I'm fine! It can't be that bad, right?"
Ash shot him a look. "Brock, you have the stomach of a Geodude, and even you shouldn't be drinking that!"
Professor Oak pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head. "This is turning into a complete disaster."
"Disaster? This is a health hazard!" Misty exclaimed, still trying to rid herself of the aftertaste.
Ash shook his head, glaring at Brock. "You owe us both an apology... and a fresh cup of tea. This time, with milk that isn't a relic of the past!"
Brock laughed nervously. "Okay, okay. My bad. I'll make it up to you."
Ash sighed, rubbing his temples. "Let's just try to get through this without any more expired food, alright?"
Professor Oak clapped his hands to refocus them. "Alright, let's take it from the top. And this time, no ancient milk!"
Misty groaned. "Yeah, and someone get us some real tea, please!"
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