There was a brief moment of silence that passed as the heroes of Mondstadt stared at Wu, utterly shocked by his total tone shift.
"Wow, that was easy..." Paimon said. "Almost too easy..." She said skeptically, crossing her arms.
"Agreed." Diluc's hatin' ass said.
"Aw, come on, guys...!" Wu tried his best to look agreeable. "I've realized the error of my ways, and will wholeheartedly do everything I can to rewrite my wrongs..." He swore in the least suspicious way possible as he raised his hand.
"That doesn't change the fact that you're completely unimpeded barring me." Diluc said.
"Okay, we are going to have to re-establish the pecking order if you keep saying that you can beat m-" Wu let a bit more of his Vegeta show, which he quickly swallowed. "Of course..." Wu nodded. "Which is why I will reveal to you good folks my one weakness!" Wu said, raising a finger to the sky.
"That being?" Jean asked.
"If you give my tail a squeeze, even a light one, I will go nearly catatonic, and be completely subdued." Wu said, his tail wiggling.
"Really now?" Venti asked, walking over to him.
"Wait NO-" Wu tried to stop Venti before she grabbed his tail and gave it a squeeze. "NgNgK!!!"
CLONK!!!
Wu convulsed in one pulse of shock as the nerves in his tail went haywire, making him fall headfirst onto a rock.
"Oh, geez!!!" Venti said in shock.
"Venti, what the heck!?" Paimon cried.
"I told you...!" Wu choked, a bruised lump forming on his forehead.
"H-How do I-"
"Let go of it...!" Wu snarled.
Venti quickly let go of Wu's tail, and Wu gasped as he regained control over his limbs. He slowly got to his knees, rubbing his head.
"Good enough...?" Wu asked, massaging down the frazzled hair of his tail.
...
Diluc sheathed his claymore, satisfied.
"So it was that easy to knock him out this entire time?" Aether asked.
"It will never. Be easy to defeat me..." Wu said, only to wince and clutch his head. "Hey, Aether, could I get something to eat from your backpack...?" Wu asked.
"Oh, sure..." Aether said.
Wu swiped his backpack, fishing through it.
"There's so many compartments... How in the hell...?" Wu said, digging through the backpack and tossing aside monster items, dandelion seeds, and a few spare dull blades, before finally pulling out an entire honey-roasted fowl, still steaming on the platter.
"Hey, that Sweet Madame is for Paimon!!!" Paimon cried.
"What Sweet Madame?" Wu asked, already picking his teeth with the bones.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE!!!" Aether held Paimon back as she thrashed in his arms.
"Ooh, there's a few more..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Paimon went feral as Wu tore apart her stash of delicious fowl.
Wu patted his belly, sighing as he felt the mysterious properties of Teyvat's foods heal every ache and bruise on his body.
Diluc tensed, quickly realizing that his advantage had been lost.
"Don't you worry, Diluc. When this is all over, I'll give you a chance to fight me at my peak..." Wu said cockily.
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Fury (Saiyan OC x Genshin Impact)
Action"I don't exactly have the best history with gods..."
