Slytherin Boys x Y/N Short Stories/Reacts

Group Chat - Part 2

Mattheo: Guys, important question: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized dragons or 1 dragon-sized duck?

Y/N: ...Is this what you've been thinking about instead of doing your Charms essay?

Mattheo: Priorities, sis. Answer the question.

Theo: Duck-sized dragons. Easy. They'd be cute.

Enzo: Cute until they set your eyebrows on fire.

Theo: Fair point. But still better than a dragon-sized duck. That thing would end you.

Blaise: Just use Avada on the big duck and move on. Next question.

Draco: Avada is not a casual spell, Blaise.

Mattheo: Says the guy who couldn't even say it during Dueling Club.

Draco: EXCUSE ME, WHO WON THAT DUEL?

Regulus: Calm down, Malfoy. We all know you "tripped" and accidentally hit Theo with Expelliarmus.

Tom: You're all ridiculous. You'd die in both scenarios.

Y/N: Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence, Tom.

Tom: You'd probably survive, Y/N. The rest, not so much.

Mattheo: You sound like you're planning to test this theory, bro.

Enzo: Wait. What if we tame the duck-sized dragons and ride them?

Theo: Now we're talking.

Blaise: Enzo, not every animal is your friend. Remember the kelpie incident?

Enzo: I don't want to talk about it.

Y/N: I still can't believe you tried to ride a kelpie like it was a Hippogriff.

Mattheo: Wait, hold up. That's what happened? I thought it was Theo's fault.

Theo: Why is everything always my fault?

Draco: Because it usually is.

Regulus: Blaise is still right, though. A dragon-sized duck would obliterate all of us.

Y/N: Plot twist: I'm picking the duck-sized dragons. I've got Theo and Enzo to tame them for me.

Mattheo: What about me??

Y/N: You're just there for comic relief.

Mattheo: Wow. Disrespectful.

Tom: Accurate.

Mattheo: TRAITOR.

Draco: I'm muting this chat.

Regulus: He says that but stays for the drama.

Blaise: Just send the answer to the essay question, Mattheo.

Mattheo: Fine. But I'm still team dragon-sized duck.

Y/N: RIP Mattheo.

Tom: Not even magic would save him.

Enzo: I'm getting snacks for when this actually happens.

Y/N: It's official. You're all insane.