Mattheo: Hypothetically, if I wanted to prank Filch, who's helping me?
Theo: Absolutely not.
Enzo: I'm in. What's the plan?
Y/N: I feel like I'm already going to regret asking, but... what kind of prank?
Mattheo: Nothing too crazy. Just replacing his cat with an enchanted stuffed animal that screams every time he looks at it.
Regulus: That's actually brilliant.
Blaise: Are we sure Mattheo came up with that on his own?
Mattheo: I have layers, Blaise.
Draco: Unfortunately, they're all stupid.
Mattheo: This is why you're no one's favorite Malfoy.
Draco: Don't talk to me like I'm not your only Malfoy.
Y/N: Can we circle back to why you even want to prank Filch?
Mattheo: He gave me detention for no reason.
Theo: Translation: You were caught trying to smuggle firewhiskey into the common room.
Mattheo: Details.
Enzo: Sounds like Y/N and Tom should be in on this too. You two would make an excellent distraction.
Y/N: Why me?
Enzo: Oh, I don't know. You're good at sneaking around.
Regulus: Subtle, Enzo. Real subtle.
Y/N: ...
Tom: Leave her out of this.
Mattheo: "Leave her out of this," he says. You sound like her boyfriend or something.
Draco: Now this is getting interesting.
Y/N: I hate all of you.
Mattheo: Not Tom, though. Right,
Y/N?
Tom: That's enough.
Theo: LOL.
Enzo: Oh, it's definitely not enough.
Y/N: Mattheo, I swear—
Mattheo: Relax, sis. Your secret's safe with us. For now.
Draco: This is the most entertainment I've had all week.
Y/N: Can we go back to talking about pranking Filch?
Blaise: Sure. But we're circling back to this later.
Regulus: Always circling back.
Tom: No, we're not.
Mattheo: Oh, yes, we are.
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Slytherin Boys x Y/N Short Stories/Reacts
FantasyThese Stories and Reacts include: Mattheo Riddle Theodore Nott Tom Riddle Lorenzo Berkshire Draco Malfoy Blaise Zabini Regulus Black This is fanfiction. If you don't like my portrayal, please don't read it. Disclaimer: The characters featured in thi...
