Blooper Two: The Rizzening!
"Wait! You're Zane? Zane Ro'meave? Leader of the jury?" The boy questions.
"Yes! That's me! Hahaha! I'm glad to hear you've heard of me!" Zane boasts.
"Huh, I never thought you had a girlfriend?" The boy behind the counter comments. I feel my face flush.
"Sh-She's not my girlfriend! J-JUST LET US IN YOU IMBICILE!" Zane stutters.
"Hey, Hey! no need to get mad! It's cool you're trying to impress her by getting you free movie tickets! I respect the rizz man!" The boy bubbles.
"I-I'm Not cool!... did you say I had rizz? Thanks man!" Zane appreciates.
"HAHAHA!" I begin to chuckle.
"Hey!" Zane complains. But I just can't stop laughing.
"Sorry! Haha! He just said you had rizz!" I giggle.
"HUH?!?! Does that mean you don't think I have any rizz?!?!" He accuses.
"HAHA! I never said anything about that! It's just it's so funny!" I can't help myself. I begin to lean on him. I'm laughing too much. The boy behind the counter whips out his phone and starts playing a song a CURSED song.
🎵🎶Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler your so skibbity your so fantum tax🎵🎶
The boy and Zane start dancing manically. What the hell is happening?!?! someone please help me! Someone hears my cry for help.
*SMASH!* The door collapses. It's Garroth!
"Oh My Irene! Thank you for sav-" I'm cut off.
"What is this groovy music?!?!" Garroth exclaims. He begins to dance.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream. My life flashes before my eyes. As the song continues to play. What is this torture?! HALP! Everything fades to black as I fall to the floor. I fainted. Because of their insanity.
------------------
Sorry for the brain rot... T-T
Roto L out!

YOU ARE READING
His Best Friend - Pheonix Drop High - (Zane Ro'Meave X Female Reader)
FanfictionYou've just moved and have to start high school in a new town. You know everyone else will have their own friends, you go into it expecting to be alone. Until you find someone else, someone who is alone. Your high school journey will be filled with...