Joey: woah, an intire island all to ourselves! It's sort of like that book, Lord of the Flies, only with a lot less sub-text and a lot more card games.
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Yugi: no it was definitely Weevil, he threw my grandpas cards into the ocean. And I'll never be able to forgive him.
Tristan: it's kinda like when Joey threw a piece of your millennium puzzle away!
Joey: yeah, except you forgave me for that... Right Yug'?
Yugi: sure Joey... Sure...
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Yugi: what is it Teá?
Teá: I thought I saw Bakura again!
Joey: maybe we should go check, he is our friend after all.
Yugi: and let him cut into my precious screen-time? No way! Besides, it's not like he's a main character or anything.
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Random kid #1: hey, check out all the obligatory cameos. Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Mako Tsunami.
Random kid #2: but where's the reining champion Seto Kaiba?
Random kid #1: didn't you hear? He was barred from the tournament because his name wasn't stupid enough!
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Pegasus: remember kids, gambling is good for you!
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HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!