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Reporter: let's take a look at Mai Valentines dueling history! First she faced Joey Wheeler... And lost. Then she went up against PaniK... And lost. Her last match before entering the finals was against Teà Gardner, which of course she must've won. Oh, my mistake, she surrendered. I think I speak for everyone when I ask, what's wrong with this picture?
Mai: I summon Harpies pet dragon!
Yami Yugi: you wanna play rough? Okay, say hello to my little friend! *he summons Kuriboh*
Reporter: this could be a critical misjudgment on the part of the young upper comer with the ridiculous hairdo. Mai's dragon could destroy that Kuriboh with ease! I wonder what her next move will be!
Mai: I surrender...
Reporter: yeah... That Mai Valentine... She's a great duelist, alright.
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Joey: I summon copy cat! It gives me the power to copy your catch phrase! In America!
Bandit Keith: hey that's my joke! It only works when I say 'In America!' It loses all meaning when you say it!
Joey: Nyehhh? Whats that? I couldn't hear you, I was to busy being American.
Bandit Keith: your not American! Your not even wearing a flag on your head!
Joey: your right; I must've left it back home. In America.
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Joey: nyeh?
Yami Yugi: face it, Joey. Your a terrible duelist. You only got this far because I've been telling you how to win all the time! I mean, come on. You've got baby dragon in your deck! Baby freakin Dragon! You probably don't even remember why you entered the tournament in the first place!
Joey: sure I do! I entered because... Ehh... You told me to...?
Yami Yugi: it was your sister you silly little man! She needs an operation!
Joey: why, is she sick?
Yami Yugi: no, but you will be. MIND CRUSH!
Joey: Nyeh!
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
