Teà: hey Joey, let's ditch Tristan and Bakura.
Joey: uh, ok.
*they both walk away*
Ryou Bakura: I can't believe they just ditched us! You'd have to be a total jerk to walk out on someone when... Hey, where are you going?!
Tristan: I'm ditching you to! Because you smell. Bye!
*Tristan also walks away*
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Pegasus: excellent, soon my evil plan to steal a object from a small child will be complete.
Yami Yugi: you mean you arranged this whole tournament just to steal my Millennium Puzzle?
Pegasus: exactly.
Yami Yugi: did you even consider just asking me for it? I mean, do you have any idea how much time and money you wasted on this whole forcade? People have died because you wanted a necklace! I KILLED A GAY CLOWN FOR RAS SAKE!
Pegasus: look, are you going to play a children's card game with me or not?
Yami Yugi: I suppose I might as well.
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Tristan: hey, it's Mokuba! If I rescue him, then I'll be a hero; and Joey bootylicious sister will be all over me! Score.
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Teà: look, I think something exciting is happening!
Yami Yugi: blah blah, card games blah.
Pegasus: blah blah blah, attack mode blah.
Yami: blah blah blah?
Pegasus: blahhhh.
Teà: oops, my mistake.
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Yami Bakura: lay one finger on the boy, and you mortals will rue the day you were ever born!
Tristan: Bakura, don't be a hero! They have invisible guns!
Guard #1: and were not afraid to use them!
Yami Bakura: well I have something far more powerful then invisible guns.
Guard #2: There's no such thing!
Yami Bakura: why don't you just see for yourself then.
Guard #1: well what do you know, he was right.
Guard #2: now I just feel silly.
Tristan: wow Bakura, I had no idea you were spider man!
Yami Bakura: that's because I'm not. Now follow me, we have to get out of here.
Tristan: you mean... Your NOT spider man?
Yami Bakura: no I'm not-... Okay, yes, I'm spider man. Happy? Now will you just follow me.
Tristan: hurray! I'm friends with spider man!
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Yami Yugi: couldn't I just mind crush him?
Yugi: you can't fix all of your problems by mind crushing people!
Yami: oh come on, just one little mind crush! It will barely hurt him.
Yugi: no! Bad pharaoh! No mind crush!
Yami: you never let me have my way, do you?
Pegasus: now I'm taking this duel to the shadow realm.
Yami: see? This never would have happened if you just had let me mind crush him.
Yugi: listen mister, do you need a time out?
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Yami Bakura: well, I suppose it's because my parents never loved me enough. They were always dressing me up as a girl. Do you know they wanted to call me Florence? Who names a boy Florence? Idiots, that's who.
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Tristan: hey guys, you'll never guess what I've been doing!
Joey: we don't care.
(Alright everyone, here's episode 18! Unfortunately, I couldn't get through it all. If you like a part that I didn't get to, leave it in the comments and I'll make sure to add it. Also, school starts for me tomorrow so I will only be able to update on weekends. Sorry! I'll do 2 episodes on Saturday and 2 on Sunday. Until then!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
