Yami: no duel monsters were harmed during the making of this episode. Except for Kuriboh.
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Joey: help! I'm being chased by the slowest dragon in the universe! Think of all the card games I'll never play! Oh no, it's Kaiba-Zilla! I knew he'd come for me one day...
Seto: if you think this is huge, then you should see my ego.
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Joey: nyeh! Man what a nightmare! That was almost as bad as that dream I had where Kaiba beat me in a card game!
Yugi: actually Joey I think that really happened-
Joey: it was a dream.
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Yugi: how the heck am I supposed to read this? It's just a bunch of pink smudges.
Tristan: Yugis got a girlfriend~
Yugi: that does it. Tristan is so getting a mind crush.
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Bandit Keith: I don't understand a word you just said, try speaking American; it's the only language I understand.
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Joey: ain't nothing like getting out what you gotta get out! Hello, did you enjoy watching me pee?
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Teà: Yugi touched me! That means were engaged!
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Yugi: hey, what happened to Bakura?
Teà: maybe they finally wrote him out of the show!
Ryou Bakura: help! This supermodel is one of my fan-girls!
Yugi, Teà and Tristan: not a fangirl!
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Ryou Bakura: gang-way! Women and she-males first!
Yugi: it got Bakura!
Teà: good!
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Yugi: don't worry Joey, were here to rescue you! Wait a second, have you been playing a card game? We were worried sick about you!
Joey: hey, I'm trying to regain my self esteem here.
Yugi: you hang out with us, you don't have any self esteem.
Joey: oh yeah
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Joey: let me guess, in America, right?
Bandit Keith: I wasn't gonna say that... In America.
(Sorry for the wait! Hopefully I'll be able to make another one today! Yeah, I think I'm gonna make another one today.)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
