Yami: who keeps throwing these cards at me?! It's not funny, you know! Stop it!
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Yugi: super special awesome rescue! We heard screaming, is everyone okay?
Mai: I lost another duel...
Yugi: you were screaming because of THAT?! What are you, 5 years old???
Mai: it was very distressing.
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PaniK: looks like it's my lucky day, Yugi. Pegasus has offered a vast reward to anyone who can eliminate you from the tournament!
Yami: yeah, maybe you could use the money to buy yourself a voice that doesn't frighten small children!
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PaniK: why aren't you dead?!
Yami: as I explained earlier, I'm the main character! You, however, can just go right ahead and die. Mind Crush!
Bullying is just wrong; destroying peoples brains with magical powers is a-okay!(Sorry this one isn't very long! I'll be posting another one today though!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!