Yugi: grandpa! You're okay!
Grandpa: Yugi! Come give your grandpa a big hug!
Teà: *sniff* it's so emotional!
Yugi: gramps, you don't blame me for everything that happened to you, do you?
Grandpa: yes.
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Rebecca: I'm looking for Solomon Muto.
Yugi: who the heck is Solomon Muto?
Teà: Yugi that's your grandpa.
Yugi: he has a name?!
Solomon/grandpa: hello little girl! If you're trying to get into my will, you'd better hurry up. I could drop dead at any second! With any luck...
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Rebecca: I'll win either way! Isn't that right, teddy?
Evil Teddy Bear: your mother plays card games in h***!
Yugi: .... Okay....
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Little boy: look, daddy! It's a blue eyes, a real one!
Little boys father: It's just a statue, you ignorant child. By the way, the easter bunny isn't real either; and I'm not even your real father.
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Yugi: wow, you can do that?
Mokuba: my brother is Seto Kaiba, I can decide who lives and who dies!
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Tristan: holy *beep* on a *beep* sandwich with *beep* on top! ... And a side helping of *beep*!
Yugi: my grandpa would never do something like that!
Rebecca: it's the truth! The voices in my head told me so! Isn't that right, teddy?
Evil Teddy Bear: hail satan!
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Professor Hawkins: I believe that the ancient Egyptians used to play Yu-Gi-Oh in there spare time.
Solomon: pull the other one!
Professor Hawkins: no, really, I mean it.
Solomon: next you'll be telling me that the Romans played Pokémon!
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Teà: He's the wisest man I've ever met!
Solomon: Where am I? What day is it? I like pudding!
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Rebecca: you tore it! You ruined the collectors value! How am I going to sell it on e-bay now?! Satan will be very angry!
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Rebecca: does this make me the king of card games?
Yugi: heck no!
(I have returned! Sorry it took so long, but I'm planning on doing this every weekend again! That is, until I forget... But this was made in honor of Little Kuriboh making episode 65!!!!! It's super funny!! Check it out if you haven't already!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
