Pegasus: I can't believe I failed... All I wanted to do was steal a ancient Egyptian artifact, seize control of a billion dollar company, and resurrect my dead wife. And I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling-
Yami Bakura: don't you even think about making a Scooby-Doo reference.
Pegasus: what do you want, Bakura? Can't you see I'm feeling distinctly UN-fabulous?
Yami Bakura: I want your millennium eye. So I'm challenging you to a shadow game!
Pegasus: but I don't have any cards!
Yami Bakura: cards? Where we're going, we won't need cards! Were going to duel with ancient Egyptian laser beams!
*Yami Bakura vs. Pegasus in a laser beam fight. This actually happens.*
Yami Bakura: Hey Pegasus, do you remember how I told you I was going to kill you last?
Pegasus: that's right, Bakura, you did!
Yami Bakura: I lied!
Pegasus: no! Don't take my millennium eye! It goes so well with my outfit!
*POP!*
Pegasus: ahh! That's the wrong eye, you fool!
Yami Bakura: oh, sorry.
*POP!*
Pegasus: that's better.
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Yugi: hey Croquet, what happened to Pegasus?
Croquet: mr. Pegasus is feeling under the weather.
Yugi: he looks kinda... Dead.
Croquet: well he's not. Now please excuse me, I have to go sandpaper my throat.
Joey: I can't believe Pegasus is dead!
Tristan: he died as he lived, draped in the arms of another man.
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Teà: look, it's Pegasus' blog! Reading this should allow the writers to fill in a bunch of plot holes. *starts reading blog aloud* January 12th, mood: fabulous. Darling Cecilia, I still remember the first day we met.
*teas voice turns into Pegasus' voice*
Pegasus: you were the second most beautiful person I laid eyes on. The first was me of course. We fell in love instantly and decided to get married. Then, when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened. You exploded. Yeah... That was kinda weird.
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Teà: man I've read fanfics that make more sense then this crap!
Yugi: look! Pegasus must've released grandpas soul! This is super special awes-
Joey: would you stop saying super special awesome? It stopped being funny 15 episodes ago!
Yugi: oh you did not just say that!
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Shadi: I like you, do you like me?
Yami Yugi: no. Look, I didn't steal anything. But if it will set your mind at ease, then have a look around. By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth?
Shadi: no, why?
Yami Yugi: just wondering.
*cue Black Magic from the movie Labyrinth*
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Yugi: no, don't!
Shadi: why not?
Yugi: that's Kaibas monster, I'm not letting myself get saved by that!
(Thanks for reading part 19 everyone! Also, thanks for getting to 100 votes for this story!! Thanks for everything! ^^)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
