Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!

~32~ The Worst of Both Worlds

Yugi: I only just realized Pharaoh, but you haven't got a reflection. Is there something you're not telling me?

Yami: Yugi, I'm an ancient spirit living inside your body. Of course I don't have-

Yugi: Don't lie to me! You're a vampire, aren't you?

Yami: It's the middle of the day.

Yugi: Well that proves nothing.

Yami: I never should've let you read Twilight.
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Yami: Now Marik, I shall take control of Yugi's body to defeat you in a children's card game!

Marik: Oh, right, because when I take control of somebody to make them play a card game, that's pure evil. But when YOU do it, it's like you're Mother frigging Theresa.

Yami: *thinking* Jeez, this guy is nothing but a whiny teenager with magical powers. He's Harry Potter, that's who he is.

Yugi: *from soul room* Well why don't you just suck blood from his neck, Nosferatu!
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Yami Bakura: Interesting, my Gaydar has led me to this museum. I hope it's not another false alarm. The last time this happened it was at a Kevin Spacey autograph signing. And everybody knows he's as straight as a die. I like that word, die.

Ishizu: *thinking* Oh, mighty giant rock. Sometimes I think you are the only one who truly understands me. What's this? I sense an evil presence approaching. Well I wouldn't want to get involved with the plot, so I think I'll just go hide.

Yami Bakura: Such a powerful source of Gay energy! And it's mine for the taking! Oh blast, I knew I should have recharged the batteries before I left the house this morning!
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Marik: You call yourself a Pharaoh but you don't even know how to use your power! That must be why Destiny has chosen me to take it from you!

Yami: What 'power' are you talking about?

Marik: Foolish fool! I'm talking about the power to look good in leather!

Yami: That power belongs to me and me alone! And maybe N-Sync, but mostly me! And I won't let you take it without a fight!
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Tristan: Joey what's the matter with you?! You haven't played a card game in one whole episode! You gotta get back in the game, man!

Joey: No. From now on, I only duel minor characters from season one. That's how I roll.

Tristan: But Joey!-

Joey: That's how I roll. Tristan.

Seto: What's the heck is going on here? I specifically requested that Joey Wheeler be banned from my tournament. Someone must have f*BEEP*ed up badly.

Joey: Hey Kaiba, you're a minor character from season one. How about a duel?

Seto: There wasn't a single word you just said that didn't make me want to kill you.