Croquet: Gentlemen, behold! In order to take part in the semi-finals, you will each need to hold one of these two cards.
Joey: *thinking* man, I don't have either of those cards! How am I supposed to win the prize money now?
Yugi: hey, Joey! Bet'cha wish you had one of these!
Joey: Yug', are you giving me that card?
Yugi: well I would, but then I remembered a time when you stole a piece of my Millennium Puzzle, so I figured, no. You don't get my card. Instead I'm just going to rub it in your face that you are such a loser.
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Teà: *thinking* It's him! He's come for me! I knew he couldn't resist me for long! Take me, oh card game master! *opens door* Oh it's just you two.
Tristan: we had a bad dream, can we sleep with you tonight?
Ryou Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl!
Tristan: nobody cares about what you want!
Ryou: ... My mummy does.
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Yugi: grandpa? Where are you?
Grandpa (Soloman): I'm down here you un-great full little punk! Hey, how's it going?
Yugi: gramps! Are you okay?
Grandpa: of course I'm not okay! You put me in a home!
Yugi: what? No I didn't!
Grandpa: yes you did! You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore! So you had me sent away. I swear, kids these days, they have no respect for there elders!
Yugi: grandpa, your not in a home! You've been kidnapped!
Grandpa: what?
Yugi: Pegasus put your soul into a card, and now he's forcing me to duel him in a tournament to rescue you!
Grandpa: what?
Yugi: grandpa. Is your hearing aid switched on?
Grandpa: what? Just a second I think my hearing aid isn't switched on.
Yugi: urk! And now my hand is broken.
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Teà: she's beautiful! Who do you suppose it is?
Ryou Bakura: maybe she's Pegasus' wife!
Teà: no, seriously, who do you suppose she is?
(Yay part 16! Sorry for the super early update! I got 3 hours of sleep last night and had to do something to keep me awake... So here you go! Hope you enjoyed!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
