Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!

~27~She Blinded Me with Card Games

Yami Yugi: Hey, remember when Bakura used to be in this show? Neither do I!

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Joey: Man, I can't believe Kaiba started his own tournament! Now I have to enter it and get the prize money for my sisters eye operation!

Yugi: But Joey, there isn't any prize money. The winner gets his opponents rarest card. Besides, I thought you already won the prize money in season one?

Joey: ...Yeah, well, I kinda spent that money on trading cards...

Tristan: Joey Wheeler! You selfish b******!

Joey: Shaddup Tristan! You just want to get into Serenity's pants!

Tristan: No I don't! I want to have sex with her! ...Ohh, that's what you meant...

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Tristan: Joey no! If you get too angry, you'll turn into the Incredible Hulk!

Teà: Tristan, that's Bruce Banner!

Tristan: I thought it applied to everyone...

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Teà: Tristan and Serenity, sitting in a tree!

Yugi: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Tristan: *thinking* They know my secret... I'll just have to kill them all...

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Serenity: Sometimes I think Joey cares more about card games then he does about me... I guess I'm just being silly.

Mrs. Wheeler: *with a mans voice* that's right sweetie.

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Joey: This card game is awesome! I can't even remember what I was supposed to be doing! Whatever it was, it probably wasn't very important. And it certainly didn't involve any of my close family members.

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Grandpa: Yugi, answer that phone! I'd get it myself, but I think I'm having a heart attack. Yes? Yes, it's definitely a heart attack. Um, help by the way! Help!

Yugi: *on phone*
Holy cow! Your saying Joey went missing last night?

Grandpa: Help!

Yugi: And you haven't seen him all day?!

Grandpa: Help!

Yugi: You mean he didn't show up at the hospital?

Grandpa: Help!

Yugi: Don't worry, I'm sure we'll be able to find him!

Grandpa: Help your grandpa, Yugi!

Yugi: You can count on us!

Grandpa: Why won't anybody help?!

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Teà: Well, he's not in the park.

Yugi: Well I'm out of ideas.

Tristan: *rides over to them on his motorcycle*

Yugi: Tristan, I'm going to regret asking this, but why do you have a motorbike?

Tristan: Because, in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes.

Yugi: That is the stupidest thing that's ever come out of your mouth. Card Games on Motorbikes. Come on!

(Yes, I am a terrible person. I'm sorry I didn't keep my promise. It's been a long week for me, Sunday I was very busy with my aunt, so I couldn't update. I thought I would have time to, but I was wrong. Anyways, I'm back!

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