Joey: finally, fresh air! I love the smell of card games in the morning!
Teà: look guys, were right outside Pegasus' castle!
Joey: now we just gotta win the prize money, then I can buy some new friends!
Yugi: what about your sister, Joey?
Joey: yeah, I can buy a new sister to!
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Yugi: Teà, remember the time we became friends?
Teà: no, but I do remember the 4-kids version!
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Teà: I was unconscious for this next part, but I still remember it.
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Joey: don't worry Yug', we'll be supporting you all the way!
Tristan: 10 bucks on Kaiba!
Teà: 50 bucks on Kaiba!
Ryou Bakura: 100 quid on Kaiba!
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Bandit Keith: man that guy sure likes talking about his hair.
Hair guy: man that guy sure likes talking about America.
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Seto: you may have beaten me before Yugi, but now I have the upper hand. I've placed my fate in the heart of the cards, and without Expdia, you have no chance of overcoming my unstoppable Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Yami Yugi: yeah, well at least I'm not adopted.
Seto: what did you just say?
Yami: sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and cry to mommy? Oh that's right, you don't have one.
Seto: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a child, then-
Yami: look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
Seto: that's it Moto, your EFFing dead!
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Yami: it's called cheating... Deal with it!
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Seto: your gay friend is right, Yugi.
Ryou: I'm not gay, I'm just British!
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Joey: this is awesome! Yugis gonna kill Kaiba!
(Alright, here's episode 14! Hope you laughed at least a little bit!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
