Yami: yugioh is sponsored by yugios, there Yugi-Licious! Wait a minute, Yugi-Licious? Is that even a word?
Joey: it lets the kids know that there tasty.
Yami: yes but, Yugi-Licious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?
Joey: Yami.
Yami: how exactly do you go about tasting something like that? I mean... Besides... The obvious method...
Joey: just. Say. The line. You amateur.
Yami: fine. Yugios! Apparently there Yugi-Licious... Ok now where's my EFFing paycheck?
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Joey: even though I'm the clear underdog in this tournament, the fact that I'm a main character pretty much assures me a place in the finals!
Teà: yes but the fact that your a comic relief character means you can't possibly win.
Joey: nyeeeeeh!
Yugi: he's just overly excited because this is the first episode that actually revolves around his character.
Tristan: I can't wait until I get my own episode!
*cricket noises*
Tristan: it's never gonna happen, is it?
Teà: do the words, Robot Monkey mean anything to you?
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Joey: how did you summon that monster without even looking at your card?
Mai: I have ESP.
Joey: woooooaaaah! To much information, lady!
Mai: ESP not PMS!
Joey: ohhh so your psychic!
Mai: bingo.
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Teà: Joey needs help, Yugi! Transform into your sexy alter-ego!
Yugi: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Puberty Power!
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Yami: well done, Joey. You won your first real duel. Just remember that your nothing without me. Nothing!
Joey: hurray for censorship!
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
