Yami: previously on Buffy the Vampire slayer; just kidding it's only YuGiOh.
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Yugi: look Bakura, your millennium ring is acting really peculiar.
Ryou Bakura: oh, that's just my gay-dar. My father had it installed in my millennium ring to protect me! Because I look so bloody effeminate!
Yugi: I wonder why it's pointing to Pegasus' castle...
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Teacher: kids, this is our new student, Bakura. Not only is he new here, he's also British! So feel free to bully him like crazy.
Bakura: hello everyone, it's bloody nice to meet you!
Random kid #1: what's wrong with his voice?
Random kid #2: is he a girl?
Random kid #3: go back to Russia!
(Please don't take offense to this if your British XP)
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Joey: check-mate! I sunk your battle ship!
Yugi: Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron.
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Yugi: look it's that guy I defeated in the first episode without even breaking a sweat! Hey loser, how's it going?
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Seto: no offense Yugi, your a great duelist and all; but your buddy over there couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag.
Joey: that does it! Nobody talks about my pal Tristan like that!
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Bandit Keith: hey, what are you doing??? Asking for help is Illegal... In America!
Pegasus: I don't need help, A child could beat you, Bandit Keith. And I'm going to prove it.
Kid: are you my mommy?
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Seto: who would've thought that a child could win a children's card game?
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
