Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!

~26~Mo' Money Mo' Card Games

Seto: In the four months since the last episode aired [or felt like since I've updated], I have created a brand new ultra efficient technologically advanced Duel Disk System! And that's not all. I also have a sexy new outfit! With these weapons at my disposal, Yugi will be powerless to defeat me. Also I have a God Card.

???: Mr. Kaiba, we have prepared the new duel robot for your ridiculously hard card game exercise.

Mokuba: what's going on Seto?

Seto: the truth is Mokuba, even a God Card can't defeat Yugi Mutou. He's a main character. The only way I'll ever have a chance at beating him in a children's card game is by doing something that nobody has ever done.

Mokuba: no, bro! You can't mean your going to actually-

Seto: I have to Mokuba. It's the only way.

Mokuba: but it's to dangerous! Nobodies ever tried it and survived!

Seto: I know. But I have no choice. I have to actually have to learn how to play Duel Monsters.

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???: Mr. Kaiba's in serious danger! See? These randomly colored bars indicate danger! Don't you get that?

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Joey & Tristan: TORREMENTTTTT!

Seto: The cake is a lie, b****!

Yami Yugi: I feel so troubled!

Teà: don't worry about it Pharaoh, I think you look good in leather pants.

Yami: this goes way beyond leather pants, Teà, and I never thought I would've said that.

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Seto: don't forget to pick up your brand new Duel Disk System because in exactly 1 week from toda- Ah my finger! It came clean off! Somebody call an ambulance! Mokuba can't you fly this helicopter properly?!

Mokuba: sorry bro!

(Sorry I haven't updated in forever! I've been rather busy with testing in school. And with exams coming up, it's only getting harder. Sorry for making this so short as well! Anyways, sorry for being so late, but Merry Late Christmas and Happy New Year!!!! Hope you all enjoyed!!)