Teà: Yugi hasn't said a word since he lost to Kaiba.
Joey: Yug'! Answer me! How many fingers am I holding up? ... That's right, zero! Man your good at this game.
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Joey: a woman winning a card game! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
Tristan: didn't she beat you in the 2nd episode?
Joey: do you want to go back in the box?
Tristan: please don't send me back there...
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Teà: I summon shining friendship! It symbolizes the bond I share with my friends! That's why it's so small and fragile! It has Joeys courage, Tristan's spirit, and Yugis heart!
Ryou: aren't you forgetting someone?
Teà: who's that?
Ryou: you know, long, white hair, dashing good looks, slightest hint of a accent?
Teà: Pegasus?
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Hair guy: my hair is in love!
Mai: rejected!
Hair guy: wait, come back! My hair wants to marry you!
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Yugi: hey Kaiba, try threatening to kill yourself! That usually works! Except this time, really do it!
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Pegasus: from now on, you'll just stand around with a blank look on your face all the time. So you probably won't notice any difference.
(Sorry for the long wait!! I'll update again tomorrow! I promise!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
