Funny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS!
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners.
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Guy: Really? I guess I got them confused. But you can't really blame me, they're very similar.
Stranger: Like heck they are! Graceful Dice has a dice on it, where as Graceful Charity does not have a dice! You sir, are a fool!
Mokuba: *blows a whistle* Stop fighting!
Stranger: Who the heck are you?!
Mokuba: I'm the commissioner for the Battle City Tournament. What I say goes, and I say you have to buy me a pet rabbit, because my big brother won't let me have one.
Stranger: Nuts to your rabbit!
Seto: Oh Mokuba, are you abusing your position of power again?
Mokuba: Seto!
Stranger: Kaiba!
Seto: Sorry if my brother is bothering you. He does that. A lot. To show my sympathy, I'd like to offer you all the trading cards you'll ever need, but only if you duel me in return.
Stranger: This couldn't possibly be some form of a trap. I accept!
Seto: *smiling* Heh.
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Seto: Now you get to enjoy years of painful and upsetting therapy. Come on Mokuba, let's go get you that pet tarantula.
Mokuba: You mean "rabbit", right, Seto?
Seto: You are getting a tarantula and you will like it.
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Setting: On a stage inside a building.
Yami Yugi: Hey, a magic show! This looks slightly less depressing than watching Joey duel!
Clown: Neheheheheheh! Hello, Yugi! We've been expecting you! Come this way, my master is waiting!
Yami: *Thinking* I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "gay clown". I have a bad feeling about this.
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Setting: Back on the streets.
Mokuba: Seto!
Seto: What?
Mokuba: Yugi just dropped off our sensors, we can't locate him! He's disappeared!
Seto: Somehow, this is your fault! If I wasn't so busy buying you a scorpion, this never would have happened!
Mokuba: But I thought we were getting a tarantula.
Seto: It's always about what you want, isn't it Mokuba?
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Setting: Underneath the stage.
"Steve" Arkana: You know, there is an old saying amongst high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponents, but only after you cut their deck."
Yami: Yeah? Well here's another saying: "Go *BEEP* yourself, Arkana."
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Setting: Underneath the stage.
"Steve" Arkana: Your plot twists pale in comparison to mine! How could you possibly hope to beat a movie franchise that earns over $100 million every year!
Yami: I see. Then the only way to defeat you is to spoil every plot twist in existence. Thereby ridding the general public of any desire to see your convoluted mess of a movie series!
"Steve" Arkana: You wouldn't dare!
Yami: Wanna bet? *inhales* SNAPE KILLS DU-
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Setting: The city streets.
Grandpa: Hello small child, I don't suppose you've seen the plot anywhere, have you? Téa and I have been looking everywhere for it.
Téa: We're such invaluable characters, the plot can't possibly move forward without us!
Mokuba: Don't worry, my big brother knows exactly wh-
Grandpa: Shut up, Mokuba!
Mokuba: No, you shut up!
There is a stunned silence.
Mokuba: Oh god, I am so sorry.
Téa: Did you just tell an old man to shut up?
Grandpa: Where the heck are your manners?!
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(Guess who's back?! It's finally summer!!! I can update more often! Yayyyyy! Thanks for hanging in everyone! As some of you have noticed, I have also made Thiefshipping - The Musical, so please go check it out! I would like to update that at least 4 times a week.
Thanks for reading! And for reading this (if you did), I leave you with a song parody.
Until next time~!)
The Phresh Pharaoh of Bel-Air:
Pharaoh Atem: *rapping to the beat of the theme song of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air* Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, Turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit down James, I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.
In Northeastern Africa, Born and raised. In the palace, was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max, And relaxin' all the while, Playin' some card games, Right beside the Nile. When a couple of guys, Who were up to no good. Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, And the Gods got scared. They said you're moving in with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs.
I wound up in Japan and things were less clear like, I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here! If anything I could say that this place was lame but I thought: Nah, forget it. I'll play some card games.
I. Bought. Card game booster packs, Seven or eight. And I yelled at the old man, "Yoo-hoo, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair.
