Funny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS!
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Yami Yugi: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series.
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Seto: Don't forget to register and pick up your duel disk! Because exactly one week-
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Ahh my finger! It came clean off! Somebody call an ambulance!
(Few days (or weeks) later)
Seto: Thanks for fixing my hand, doc. I'm not sure how you did it, but my finger feels good as new.
Doctor: It's not really that complicated, we just replaced your finger with a synthetic replica. Did you ever see me The Empire Strikes Back?
Seto: No. I don't watch crap. By the way, did you find out what's wrong with Mokuba?
Doctor: Well, we ran some tests on your brother, and it seems he's going through Japanese puberty.
Seto: Oh my god. Does that mean-
Doctor: Yes. I'm afraid he believes that he's a Pokémon.
Seto: Mokuba! Speak to me!
Mokuba: Bulbasaur!
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Grandpa: While I'm out here, sweeping the floor, Yugi's inside talking to his imaginary boyfriend. I swear there's something not quite right about that boy. I wonder where he gets it from. Oh, that reminds me! I have a hot date tonight! Don't wait up, Yugi! Ohh, Black Luster Soldier, how I've missed you...
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Joey:I can't believe my sister is still mad at me for spending the prize money on trading cards... I'd better call her and apologize.
*calls Serenity*
Tristan: *answers* I'm sorry but Serenity can't come to the phone right now because she's about to be deflowered.
Joey: Brooklyn Rage! Tristan, you take your greasy paws off of my sister.
Tristan: Oh, Joey it's you. Don't worry about Serenity, I'm taking good care of her. If you know what I mean.
Joey: Brooklyn Raaaage!
*Serenity takes the phone*
Serenity: Hey big brother! Your friend Tristan is so funny! I had no idea that he was the main character on the show!
Joey: Wha-?
Serenity: He was just telling me how he has more fangirls then anyone else!
Joey: Nyeh?
Serenity: And you never mentioned that the fangirls love to pair him up with you!
Joey: Nyehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Serenity: Anyway, don't worry about me. I'm just extremely gullible and naïve. It's lucky there aren't any older men here trying to seduce me.
*Tristan takes the phone back*
Tristan: Best of luck in the tournament, Joey! I'll stay here and take good care of Serenity. With my reproductive organs.
*hangs up*
Joey: Brooklyn Rage... BROOKLYN RAGE!
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Seto: Greetings duelists. I am Seto Kaiba, and this blimp is roughly a third the size of my ego. My company has taken control of the entire city in order to host a card game tournament, putting several hundred people out of business in the process. For those of you that don't know the rules to Duel Monsters, I shall now explain them to you in detail! You start off by shuffling your deck-
???: Boring!
Seto: Who said that? Who the *BEEP* said that?! I'm warning you, I'm not going to start this tournament until somebody owns up! Now who said it?!
???: Sorry. That was me. My bad.
Seto: Get the heck out of my city.
*footsteps are heard*
Seto: Good. Moving right along...
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Yugi: Joey, you must let me duel in your place. It's my destiny. Probably.
Joey: But Yug'! You're gonna make my character look like a total B**** if I let you do this for me!
Yami Yugi: that's just it, Joey. You are a total b****.
Joey: God, you are such a a**hole.
Yami: Talk to the hand, b****.
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Mokuba: Charmader Char!
Seto: Shut up, Charmander! I mean, Mokuba.
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Seto: Come, Mokuba. I feel like stepping on some little people.
Mokuba: Mr. Mime!
(Alright everyone! There's episode 28! Probably my favorite that I've done so far! Anyways, on to more important matters.
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