Tristan: your sister's the sexiest thing I've ever seen! I'm going to sleep with her.
Joey: if you do I'll kill you with my bare hands.
Tristan: you're just jealous.
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Yugi: hey Teà.
Teà: hey Yugi.
Yugi: I have a... Hypothetical question. Would you... By any chance... Ever consider going on a date with me? I mean, just as a friend.
Teà: never in a million years, why?
Yugi: danget, I'll have to go with plan B.
Hey Teà, the Pharaoh wants to go out with you.
Teà: what? The pharaoh?
Yugi: yeah, he's pretty shy about it so he wanted me to ask you for him.
Teà: that's so sweet. I never knew he could be so romantic!
Yugi: yeah he's a regular Casanova now will you go out with him or not?
Teà: well it seems a bit weird. I mean it'll kinda be like going out with you.
Yugi: so it's a date. See you tomorrow Teà!
Teà: wait I didn't say yes!
Yugi: sorry can't hear you the rain is really loud!
Teà: what have I gotten myself into?
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Yugi: I have a feeling today is going to be super special awesome! Now if I could just find the right outfit...
Yami: Yugi you look like a bondage slave.
Yugi: perfect. Girls love bondage slaves! Don't they?
Yami: if you set me up on a date with Teà, I'll never forgive you. You know how much I hate her constant friendship speeches.
Yugi: don't worry pharaoh, it's safe to say that today will be completely normal.
*winks*
Yami: Yugi I can see you winking.
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(Ok, this is one of the funniest moments. Prepare yourselves!)
Yugi: ah there she is! Ok pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! *switches with Yami Yugi*
Yami: huh? Yugi you little *BEEP* you son of a *BEEP*ing *BEEP BEEP BEEP* I'm going to tear off your *BEEP* and shove them right up your *BEEP* *BEEP BEEP BEEP* and then *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* on your *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* with *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* in the *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* and then *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* your *BEEP BEEP* so then you'll have to *BEEP* sideways! *BEEP*
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Teà: This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh! I've got to play it cool. That means no Friendship Speeches. No matter how tempting it is I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't.
Yami: Hey Teà, what do you think of-
Teà: friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree? Danget!
Yami: sure... Why not. So, what do you have planned for our date?
Teà: well we can either go shopping or we could go to the local museum and check out this exhibit on Ancient Egypt.
Yami: huh... That exhibit looks fascinating. And it could hold all kind of answers as to who I am and why I'm here. Teà, this could be the key to unlocking the secrets of my past!
Teà: boring! Let's go shopping instead!
Yami: mmmmmmm!
*Cue music from Beauty and the Beast*
Teà: There's something sweet, and almost kind. But he was mean and he was course and unrefined! But now he's dear, and so I'm sure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before.
Yami: *BEEP*ing birds, this date is lame, it's such a bore. I'd rather be home playing card games more and more! If you ask me, Teà's a w****, but then that's nothing new she was like that before.
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Teà: this has been the best night of my life! I went on a date with a hot stud, and I kicked a guys a** at DDR! What more could a girl ask for? By the way, why didn't you do anything when he was beating the crap out of me?
Yami: I thought it was part of the game.
Teà: but... He was attacking me.
Yami: I know. It looked like fun.
Johnny Steps: mind if I Step in?
Teà: first you attack me now you're stalking me. Do I need to file a restraining order on your a**?
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Johnny Steps: and if I win, Teà has to go on a date with him! ... I mean me.
Yami: trust me Johnny you don't want that. She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!
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Teà: I've been holding in the biggest friendship speech of my life and now your going to listen to it!
Johnny: no! Please! Have mercy on Johnny Steps!
[Several hours later...]
Teà: and that's why friendship is the best thing ever.
Johnny: yes... Friendship is great... Must. Go. Get. Friends.
Teà: brainwashing people is fun.
Yami: yes it is. I guess we have more in common then I thought.
(Ps, I forgot to mention last episode. LittleKuriboh made YGOTAS episode 66! It's hilarious!!!!)
(ANOTHER THING, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIK AND YAMI MARIK!!!!!!!)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
