Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!

~13~Busted Rhymes

Joey: oh my god, this is unbelievable! Bakura actually did something useful!

*cue YMCA music*

Ryou Bakura: oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people?

Joey: there is a slight possibility.

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(Seto is thinking this btw)

Seto: my brother is being held hostage, but I don't really feel like running, so I'm just going to walk briskly towards Pegasus' castle. Besides, he's probably ok.

Mokuba: I can't feel my legs!

Seto: this picture reminds me of when Mokuba and I were just small children.

???: *singing* Kaiba babies we make our dream come true~

Seto: we lived in an orphanage, because I had fired our parents. It was a very depressing time in my life since I didn't have any money, so I wasn't able to screw the rules. Mokuba was often bullied, and when your getting picked on by orphans, you know your a loser.

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Yami Yugi: we have to duel these guys as a team, Joey. That means you do everything I say, got that?

Joey: uhhh ok.

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Seto: why do you keep saying 'attention duelists'? I'm the only other one here.

Guy with pointy hair (because I can't remember his name): hey shut up! It's what I do, ok?

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Guy w/ pointy hair: attention duelist, my hair is definitely not leading you into a trap!

Seto: listen, if you say one more thing about your hair, I'm going to shave it off.

Pointy hair guy: you don't have the guts!

Seto: try me, big boy.

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Mokuba: big brother, you finally came to rescue me! What the heck took you so long?

Pegasus: I've been expecting you, Kaiba-boy.

Seto: Pegasus! I'm gonna make you pay for stealing my cards!

Mokuba: and for kidnapping me, right Seto?

Seto: shut up, Mokuba. Mommy and daddy are talking.