Yami Yugi: don't you wish your card games were fun like mine?
Yugi: this chain should help keep my millennium puzzle safe from the various villains who are always challenging me to children's card games.
Yami Yugi: Hey, give me some time with that mirror, I need to apply my make up.
Yugi: god, you are such a s***.
Yami Yugi: yeah, well... Your really small. Look at you down there. Your like Smally McSmall.... That's your name.
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Teà: hey Yugi.
Yugi: hey Teà. What do you think of my new chain? Pretty pimp, huh?
Teà: tee hee hee hee hee hee hee. It makes you look ridiculous!
Yugi: well I think it looks sexy...
Teà: you look about as sexy as Mr. T.
Yugi: oh, shut up lets just go to school okay?
Grandpa: hm, I wonder who they were?
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(This is definitely one of my favorite scenes from YGOTAS XD)
Ryou Bakura: yo, Teà! How's it hanging, dude?
Teà: what the heck did you just say to me?
Ryou: I'm trying to sound more American so people won't pick on me as much.
Teà: well stop it, you sound like you're from the 1970's.
Ryou: oh, come on baby. Cut me some slack. Let's hang out together! It'll be totally cool!
Teà: somebody, help! Bakura's gone insane!
Yami Bakura: now that she's out of the way, I can concentrate on finding gay people. Come on little gaydar, work your magic!
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Joey: we gotta save Yugi! So let's just skip school for the 50th time!
Tristan: you'd think they would've expelled us by now!
Gym Teacher/ Coach: what is the meaning of this? You kids should be wearing your extremely tight gym shorts.
Joey: nyeh, sorry coach, but there's been an emergency.
Tristan: somebody ruined the new Harry Potter book for Teà and she's very upset.
Teà: all my fanfics are worthless now! *sniff* Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Coach: my pink sweater is moved by your story. By all means, take the day off school.
Teà: why didn't we just tell him the truth?
Tristan: because lying is fun!
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Ryou Bakura: here Yugi, you forgot this piece.
Yugi: hey, thanks. Wow, you're being really helpful today! It's... Kinda weird.
Ryou: my mummy says I'm a good boy!
Yugi: you know Bakura, I think I'm starting to respect you.
Ryou: thanks Yugi- OH BUGGAR! *falls* Oh, my sensitive little bottom...
Yugi: yeah, forget what I just said.
Ryou: catch you later, dude.
Yugi: bye Bakura! Try not to get beat up on the way to school!
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Bandit Keith: okay, I admit it! I'm Canadian, not American!
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Bandit Keith: it sure is good to be back home... In Canada!
(Woohoo episode 23- completed! Thanks for reading! I have a few things that I forgot to say yesterday. 1) I had an assignment for my English class which I had to write a short story, and depending on my grade, I might post it on here. My only question is, would anyone actually read it? It would only be a one-shot. Please comment if you would read it.
2) Please pray for Paris. I'm so sorry to hear what happened and I hope you're all safe now.)
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
