Vanletines Day?!

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People that hate lovey stuff be warned....😈

Teacher: Valentines Day is in 1 week! And most importantly, the dance! It'll be boys ask
girls!😘
Boys: *groannnnn*
Girls: *glaresssss*
Teacher: So make sure you ask quickly before they are 'taken' *wink wink*😏
Everyone: *smashes they're head against the desks*😖

Pisces: I better do this right. Pisces, you better do it right this time. Scorpio stand no chance against your awesomeness. I'll win Cancer over.....
Virgo: Pie... Who are you talking to?😐
Pisces: U-um...Y-you know! A magical... Unicorn!
Libra: UNICORN?! WHERE?! WHERE?!😛
Pisces: *sees Scorpio walk towards Cancer* GOTTA GO! *dashes off to Cancer*
Libra: Oh Mr. Unicornnnn! Where are you?

Pisces: *got to Cancer first* *pant* Um.... Cancer *pant* doyouwanttogototheValentinesDancewithme?😖
Cancer: Huh?
Scorpio: *calmly walks up to Cancer* Hey Cancer! Wanna go to the dance with me?
Pisces: grrrrrrrrr👿
Cancer: Um.... Pisces asked me about the dance first......😐
Scorpio: *glares at Pisces*
Pisces: *victory smile*😎
Cancer: Sheesh guys! Settle it with... I dunno... Rock paper scissors?👊🏻✋🏻✌🏻️
Scorpio: Ok. I accept this challenge.
Pisces: <Inner voice: I hafta do this. To prove I'm better than Scorpio> I accept.
Cancer: Alright.... 3 games....
Scorpio and Pisces: Rock! Paper! SCISSORS!
<Pisces did Scissors✌🏻> <Scorpio did Paper✋🏻>
Pisces: Haha! I wi-
Scorpio: No you didn't. Paper covers up Scissors. So scissors can't cut anymore.
Pisces: Whaaaa
Scorpio: So I win.
Pisces: Grrrrr
Scorpio and Pisces: Rock! Paper! SCISSORS!
<Pisces did Paper✋🏻> <Scorpio did Rock👊🏻>
Scorpio: I win! Rock tears paper!
Pisces: WTF😣
Scorpio and Pisces: Rock! Paper! SCISSORS!
<Pisces did Paper✋🏻> <Scorpio did Scissors✌🏻>
Pisces: I win! Paper covers Scissors! Like you said!😁
Scorpio: Nah! I did a 'magical' Scissors! Magical Scissors cuts through paper!✂️📄
Pisces: What da Pineapples! That's not possible! Magical Scissors!
Scorpio: Well it is possible in my imagination. I win. 3-0
Cancer: U-um.... I guess Scorpio wins.....
Pisces: *storms off*
Scorpio: *Victory smile*😎
Libra: DID SOMEONE SAY MAGICAL SCISSORS?!😱

<After School>
Gemini: Sigh... Cancer your so lucky! You got your dance partner like today
Sagi: It's also kinda tough... To pick between 2....
Cancer: Nah, it's ok..... I-it's quite easy to choose actually....
Pisces: *eavesdropping* WTF CANCER?! <Inner voice: DOES THAT MEAN SHE LIKES SCORPIO BETTER?!😱😰😱>
Cancer: Huh..., did someone say my name?
Libra: Nah, it's just your imagination... *Grins in Pisces's direction😊*
Pisces: *whisper* Thank god Libra.😪
Aquarius: *runs up to the other girls* GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!
Gemini: Leo?
Aquarius: YUP! OMG HE IS DA BEST!
Sagi: What now?
Aquarius: OMG! He decorated my locker with flowers and hearts and homemade cupcakes! And then when I opened my locker he came up to me and asked if I can go to the dance with him! ❤️💝❤️
Libra: Duhhhh you'll say yes....
Aquarius: Nope! I said no!-😆
Everyone else: WHAAAAA?!
Aquarius: Just kidding! I was messing with him! And then he looked at me with these super cute puppy eyes!
Sagi: Awwwww
Aquarius: So I said yes! Btw his cupcakes are amazing!
Virgo: Oo! Can I have one!
Aquarius: I ate them all.....
Libra: And how many were there.....?😑
Aquarius: 328😐

<The next day>

Sagi: Awwww I hafta do all this homework!
Capricorn: *walks by* Hey Sag...
Sagi: Oh hi Cap! The teachers are so mean! Making us do all this homework!
Capricorn: Do you wanna work together at the library?
Sagi: Sure! Thanks for the invite!
Capricorn: Whatever😐
Da eavesdropping group<Just about everyone>: AWWWWW
<At the Library>
Sagi: Whew! Guess we're finally done! Cap? Cap?
*Capricorn is nowhere to be seen*
Sagi: Huh.... *picks up a necklace with a note* *reads it* Awwwww Sure Cap!
Da eavesdropping group: Huh?! HUH?! WHAT DOES DA NOTE SAY?!😱

<The next morning>
Sagi: Guys! I got invited by Cap!
Everyone else: We know😑
Sagi: Huh?
Gemini: I also got invited by Aries! Though it didn't turn out well....😓
Everyone else: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Gemini: When I said yes... He blabbed off about war tactics and weapons so I escaped....
Virgo: Typical Aries😒
Libra: So it's jus me and you Vi....
Virgo: Forever a maiden....😊

<5 seconds before the Dance>
Pisces: Libi! I wanna say thank you for that day... You know... With Cancer....
Libra: No prob! 😋
Pisces: So.... Um..... Wanna go to the dance.... With me.... So ya know... We both get to go inside..... And then you may ditch me.... I don't mind......😥
Libra: Sure!

Taurus: Virgo wanna-
Virgo: Yes!😄
Taurus: I said wanna go get some cake in the cafeteria....
Virgo: ........
Taurus: Oh yeah, about the dance, can you go with me? So we both get food.... And because the chocolate cake there is awesome....🍰
Virgo: 😑 Fine.

During the Dance:
Aries- Killing just about everything
Taurus- Sleeping in the chocolate fountain
Gemini- Trying to stop Aries from killing just about everything
Cancer- Dancing with Scorpio
Leo- Pouncing around
Virgo- Trying to wake up Taurus
Libra- Dancing with Pisces
Scorpio- Dancing with Cancer
Sagi- Got stuck on the roof
Capricorn- Trying to save Sagi
Aquarius- Jumping around
Pisces- Getting tossed around by Libra

Libra: Hey Pie! Come with me!😊
Pisces: Now what?
Libra: Scorpio! Can I talk to you?!
Scorpio: Fine.
Libra: *whispers to Pisces* Nows your chance!😏
Pisces: Thanks!
Libra: *blabbering random stuff to Scorpio*
Pisces: *dancing with Cancer*😘

Teacher: Guess what fellow students?! We shall be presenting the special awards!
Students: 😑😒
Teacher: There are 6 different awards! One of them is the special Sweetheart Award!
Aquarius: We are so getting that Leo!😆
Teacher: So now presenting the first 3 awards,
Teacher: Ditching their partner Award goes to Libra and Scorpio!
Scorpio: Huh?! But I'm with Cancer!👿
Teacher: The Sleeping Award goes to Taurus and Virgo!💤💤💤
Virgo: Thanks a lot Taurus😒
Teacher: The Destruction Award goes to Gemini and Aries!
Gemini: Yup. That clearly defines Aries💥
Teacher: Now the special awards!
Teacher: The cutest couple Award goes to Aquarius and Leo!❤️💕💙
Aquarius: I knew it!
Teacher: The Heroic Award goes to Capricorn and Sagi
Capricorn: Wow. For Sagi getting herself stuck on the roof😑
Teacher: AND THE MOST IMPORTANT AWARD! THE SWEETHEART AWARD GOES TO CANCER AND----
Scorpio: ME! Duh!😋
Teacher: PISCES! CONGRATS!
Scorpio: WTF?! HOW?!👿😡👿
Pisces: *Victory Smile😎* Haha Scorpio! Oh yea, thanks Libi!😋
Libra: 😊 No prob!

I was being VERY random when writing this.
FINALLY Pisces won against Scorpio!😋
🎉🎊Congrats!🎊🎉

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