ZodiChat: Sagi gone Vegan?!

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Whoooooooopppppsssss...... Dear Libi... What have you done now...
(BTW my nickname is gonna be Libi so it avoids confusion with that crazy maniac Libra....) Libra: HEYYYYYYY I AM NOT CRAZY! I'm just mentally weird! PINK FLUFFY UNI- *Libi shoots Libra* Whoops...
Anywaysssssss sorry for not publishing for a lonnnnggggg timeeeeee....
(Actually it wasn't THAT long... Just like.. 12 days?)
School is REALLY tough and I have many projects, assignments, tests, whatever else to work on... I was thinking about something... Maybe I can publish one story per 3-4 days and if I can't I'll post something zodiac related from the MAGICAL Internet.... That I think is interesting of funny... (Of course I'll give credit to them)
This way I can publish more often and you Zodiacs have more to read.... Sorta...
Also I think I'm gonna start a new series called ZodiChat... Each story will feature a different Zodiac messaging/texting... And let's start off this series with..... SAGI!
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Sagi: GUYS I'VE FINALLY DECIDED!!!! DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEE!!!
Gemini: Erm Sagi... It's like 3am in the morning...
Virgo: ROLL AROUND YOU STUPID DRUM! ARG MY DRUM WON'T LISTEN TO ME! EVEN MY DOG KNOWS HOW TO ROLL! ARGGGG!!! THANKS SAGI FOR GIVING ME AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK!
Aquarius: toot toot-toot tooty toot! Oh wait, that's a trumpet... Anyone know how to imitate a drum?
Aries: STOP THE SUSPENSE SAGI! WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED ON?! FINALLY GETTING A LIFE?
Sagi: 😑 Rude. Look who's the one taking.....
Libra: PURPLE SPIKY HORSESSSS SITTING ON RAINDROPS!!!
Pisces: Wut....
Cancer: Supposedly its Opposite Day....
Scorpio: The opposite of Pink ISN'T purple and the opposite of Rainbows ISN'T-
Sagi: GUYS SHUT UP! ANYWAYSSSSS GUESSSSS WHATTTTTT?!?! I'VE DECIDED TO BECOMEEEEEE AAAAAAA VEGANNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Taurus: What's a Vegan?... I heard a Vegan is a person who turns into a vegetable...
Cancer: It think it's when you... Don't eat meat....
Aries: DON'T EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MEATTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!
Taurus: DON'T EAT MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!
Libra: Uh huh! I agree to not eating meat! EAT BACON INSTEAD!
Aquarius: Erm..... Bacon is meat.......
Libra: WHAT?!?! LIES! LIES!
Sagi: Basically I can't eat anything that could involve the harming of animals... Humans and animals should live together in harmony!
Aries: ME AND THE BULL LIVING IN HARMONY?!?! HECK NO! BULL, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL LOSE TO YOU! AFTER 293728392983883838 ATTEMPTS I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO KILL YOU!
Capricorn: DUDE, GUYS SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep! ITS 3AM! AND ARIES STOP YELLING AT THAT PLUSH BULL!!!!
Pisces: Wha.....
Taurus: GUYS LETS HAVE AN ICE-CREAM PARTYYYY!!!!
Sagi: Sorry I can't eat ice cream... It's part of being a vegan..
Taurus: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????!??!????? ICE CREAM IS LIFE. LIFE IS ICE CREAM.
Virgo: I think we should all respect Sagi's choices of becoming a vegan..
Sagi: Thank you ViVi! Finally someone that understands-
Virgo: GUYS LETS ALL HAVE A BACON PARTY!!!!
Gemini: ViVi, bacon is meat....
Virgo: WHAT?!?! MIND BLOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Sagi: Yeah I'm done with ya guys. Goodnight.
Capricorn: FINALLY I CAN REST IN PEACE!
Pisces: What?! You died?!?!?!
Capricorn: I mean sleep in peace... (;-.-")

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