✨This is about the Zodiacs as humans! ^~^✨
Stories, Scenarios, Squads, Annoying Notes, and Emojis!
Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!!
Gemini: Calm down Libra!
Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!!
Leo: What if...... Aries was a...
What would happen if..... (PLEASE NOTE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.... Unless this is true... Which would be sad.... )
Aries dates Aries... WORLD DOMINATION, WORLD WAR 3.5, END OF THE WORLD. So if ya see two people that look half dead... PROBABLY THEM
Libra dates Libra... "Hey, where do you want to go... Movies or Mall..?" "Oh, you can decide..." "It's alright!... You choose!!" "I'm fine with anything!" "Well me TOO! Just randomly pick one!!!" "Um... I DUNNO!!! Why don't we.... FLIP AN ERASER!!!" *writes movie and mall on the 2 sides of the eraser* "Here, you can throw the eraser." "NAH, you can do it!" *ends up both tossing it* *Eraser lands on its side* "Should we flip it again?" "I DUNNO!"
Taurus dates Taurus... If you see two people shoving food in each other's mouth at a buffet.... ITS PROBABLY THEM. And you know what, they'll probably offer you a cake as well... And also probably has the nickname of Pork&Beef
Libra dates Taurus... Not the best choice.... For starters, Taurus would probably die from a Libra cake and Libra would be sued by Taurus's parents... OR Taurus accidentally ate Libra's unicorn and ends up being sued by Libra....
Cancer dates Cancer... Probably hugging onto each other crying with a huge crowd of people behind them *cough cough Scorpio and Pisces*. Double harem... Or they'll team up and use their past to murder the crowd. Meh, whatever they choose.
Sagi dates Capricorn... Awwwwwwww ain't this cute.... Except Capricorn's probably gonna go into EXTREME Tsundere mode and deny everything even though everyone already knows...
Scorpio dates Libra... WELL THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS IN HELL....
Virgo dates Pisces... Well LOLZ... Wanna hear something I heard from the almighty Internet? Water sign + Earth Sign = MUDDDDDD..... Not saying that's a bad thing!!!
Cancer dates Scorpio... Well....um.... They're Zodiac signs both have claws... So they would probably kill Pisces (2 fish) and split him in half to eat.... RAW FISH.... Scorpio might draw out Cancer's murderous side and.... *the rest of this has been burned out by Cancer*
Cancer dates Pisces... Pisces on the other hand would probably maintain Cancer's peaceful side.... (Wow.... Cancer is like a Gemini)... They'll probably be A LOT more calm than Cancer and Scorpio... With Pisces being shy and gentle...
Aries dates Gemini... Well... This might just work out! Aries will probably go crazy but he has Gemini to...um.... Kick his behind if he misbehaves... Of course, this feels more like Gemini is being forced by the power of FATE to babysit Aries FOR LIFE (until divorce that is)
Leo dates Aquarius... Yet another pair that might work... Though they'll probably be partying and going on many trips every day that they'll probably be bankrupt after the first week... Next thing ya know they win the million dollar lottery... POOF
Pisces dates Scorpio: And that's when you know their both SOOOOO desperate they're willing to date each other to catch Cancer's attention... Well... They do share a similar goal... And they have been together since birth.... (Both stalking Cancer)
Aries dates Scorpio... OH GOD WHO SUMMONED THE DEMON DUO OF THE UNDERWORLD HERE?!
Sagi dates Gemini... This is the most random one ever... But it'll probably work out for them. With Gemini being the 'Mind' and Sagi being the 'Spirit'.... Although they'll probably be stalked by Capricorn and Aries for life... *cough* Sadly...
Capricorn dates Aries... Probably got together after stalking Sagi and Gemini... Story of the Ram and the Mermaid-Goat... MERMAID RAMS... Virgo dates Virgo... NO, IM DEFINITELY MORE FABULOUS THAN YOU!!! *opposite of Libra*
Cancer dates Leo... Someone constantly crying beside a person who wants to be famous.... Um... MIGHT WORK!!! Cancer would probably be the little kid in the movies Leo act in
Aquarius dates Pisces... Walk into their house.., and this is what I see... Pisces stuck in a fish tank begging me.... Yup.... GOOD JOB Aqua! She'll probably have Pisces in a mermaid tail as well
Cancer dates Aquarius... Aquarius would probably be happily swimming in Cancer's tears.... On the OTHERRRR HAND..... Now Aquarius has an automatic free water dispenser! FREE OF COST! Or she'll be murdered by Scorpio....
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And thus is why you shouldn't really count on Zodiacs to determine everything.... ON THE OTHER HAND, might just be a good excuse to reject someone you hate!!!! *REMEMBER TO KEEP THIS IN MIND AS BACKUP*
Well, what do I know, IM NOT EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL YET......
Oh, and for Fairy Tail fans out there.... *high five*
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MORE THE REASON WHY SCORPIO SHOULDN'T BE WITH CANCER, SCORPIO BELONGS TO MEEEEE..... LIBRA!!!! And then you see Sagi X Capricorn.... Actual destruction of the universe... And how... Um.... Coincidental that Taurus is a cow...
