✨This is about the Zodiacs as humans! ^~^✨
Stories, Scenarios, Squads, Annoying Notes, and Emojis!
Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!!
Gemini: Calm down Libra!
Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!!
Leo: What if...... Aries was a...
I only typed in LIBRA accidentally as your password!
I never knew it would WORK!!
IM SORRY!
*Author: STAP apologizing and just GIVE ME BACK MY ACC!!!*
Ok. Apologizes aside, Nows my chance to FINALLY try writing!
Hm....Erm..... What should I write....
Well.... I guess while I'm here I can answer some commonly asked questions...
WHOOOOOOPIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Many people have asked me... Cancer, why do you cry so MUCH?! ITS SO ANNOYING!
Ya ya I know! Before I answer that question, let me tell you my backstory....
So when I was a kid, I was VERY violent.... Like VERY.... Everyone feared me and I would laugh at those weak fools...
*Scorpio: Wow..... I'll....just stay away.....*
*Pisces: YANDERE ALERT!*
So one day.... Some kid somehow got ahold of a gun... And brought it to school in secret... Out of curiosity, I stole the gun and brought it home And shot my parents.
*Gemini: WHOAHHHH!*
*Virgo: CANCER IS A MURDER! TALK ABOUT A PLOT TWIST!*
Just kidding... But it was then when I came up of a beautiful plan....
A plan so genius no one would possibly know....
If I pretend to be some shy girl, no one would know my violent side.... Maybe I can make more friends that why... Even though I don't need any
And maybe it'll come in handy one day...
So I started acting. And eventually I gotten into my role so perfectly, I BECAME the helpless shy Cancer.
And whenever I wanted to kill someone, I ended up crying...
I guess it's now a habit... Of controlling myself...
*Pisces: WAIT! What about the chapters when you cried because of me?!*
NEXT QUESTION!
Who do you like better?! Scorpio or Pisces?!
Well, I get this question QUITE A LOT.....
Personally, I hate them both!
*Scorpio/Pisces: WHAT?!*
I actually like Capricorn!
He's so much cooler then those two annoying brats!
Look at Capricorn, he's pretty much flawless.
*Scorpio/Pisces: <Dead>*
NEXT QUESTION:
What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Well I guess you can say... The day when I went berserk and killed 20 people...
But I wasn't my fault!!!!
They were the one pissing me off!!!
You can't come up to Killer Queen Cancer and insult her!
*Libra: Gaud.... And here I thought I could be friends with Cancer...*
So that ends off the Q/A....
Oh and...
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS WAAAAAAY TOO FUNNY!
THIS IS CAPRICORN! IDIOTS!!!
HOLY COWS I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
*Pisces/Scorpio: <Ready to murder Capricorn>*
*Author: WHERES CANCER?!*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY COWS IM DYING....
BEST PRANK EVER!
CAN'T BELIEVE I PULLED THIS OFF!
AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, CANCER DISAPPEARED!!
I actually have no idea where she went....
But since she disappeared, I took advantage of the situation....
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
IM BRILLIANT!
SO THIS IS CAPRICORN, LEAVING THIS IDIOT'S ACCOUNT!
*Author: WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOT?!*
Wow.... A double update.... Ahahaha that's VERY uncommon....
ALSO: Something I forgot to publish earlier.....
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I'm sorry, I saw this conversation and died laughing...
