OK. BEFORE I START OF THIS STORY, I MUST RANT ABOUT COMPLETELY POINTLESS THINGS BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ANNOYING...
SO WELCOME TO ANOTHER...... LIBRA. RANTS. ABOUT. S***
<Once again, skip to the stars if you don't want to see Libi reveal her stupidity>
Gemini: LIBI!!! NO SWEARING!!! THERE COULD BE LITTLE KIDS HERE!!!!
HEYYYYY, I MEANT..... SODA!!! CAUSE I LOVE RANTING ABOUT SODA!!! LIKE ERM.... THE BRAND.... CANDY CRUSH SODA!!! I LOVE DRINKING IT!
Gemini: Apologizes fellow Zodiacs.... Libi gone mental
ANNNNNNYWAYS..... Soooo.... Ya know how we call Libras "Libraians"...
(Or something like that.....ahahahhaha)
Soooooo FOR THE LONGEST TIME... I thought it was actually "Librarian"
You know.... As in PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE LIBRARY!!!
And back then I'm like, Ya! Totally cool with that! Probably only Libras can work at libraries.... YEEEEEEESSSSSSS
So my concept of life was: Libras are called "Librarians" because only LIBRAS can work at LIBRARIES!
And I'm like, AWESOME!! I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF READING MANGA ALL DAY!!!
Until I came upon the COLD. HARD. TRUTH.
Ohhhh..... There's no second 'R' in "Libraians"....... So I can't automatically get a job.... Oh.
SO I DO HAVE TO STUDY FOR SCHOOL NOW!!!!
GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And thus is the story of why Libi couldn't publish for the last few days....
JK.... Actually I was REALLY busy studying for tests.... LIKE CMON, IT HAS ONLY BEEN LIKE WHAT, 2-3 WEEKS OF SCHOOL AND I ALREADY HAVE PROJECTS, TESTS, ASSIGNMENTS!!!
It's called.... The cruuuuuueeeeeellllll..... Reality......
<P.S. I LOVE THE WORLD!!! Why? I COMPLETED 707's ROUTE!!! lol I love playing Mystic Messenger.... XD>
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Author: GUESSSSSSS WHAT GUYSSSSSSSSSS
Zodiacs: *groans*
Aries: ON CMON, I WAS BETTING YOU DIED!!!
Leo: Aries, you owe me 5 bucks.... BUT I WAS WISHING YOU DIED....
Libra: UNICORN ARMYYYYY ATTTTTTTACKKKKKKK!!!! *author gets hit by rainbow farts*
Aquarius: *coughs* LIBRAAAAAA!!! STOP FART BOMBING THIS PLACEEEE!!!!
Virgo: MY LOYAL SERVANTS, DESTROY HER!!!
Capricorn: Who exactly are you talking to....
Virgo: You of course!
Capricorn: EXCUUUUUSE ME?! SERVANT?! *about to smash Virgo into a wall*
Sagi: *whispers* Don't forget the promise....
Capricorn: *angry growls* ONE DAY..... YOUR MAJESTY!!..... ONE DAYYYY.....
Virgo: DATTA BOY!
Gemini: *yawns* B-but I just went into hibernation.... *sleeping in bed room stuffed with chips and soda drinks with 50 laptops playing anime at once*
Cancer: ....... I-I suppose we hafta listen to author-chan again....
Pisces: DON'T WORRY CANCER!! I WILL-
Scorpio: *kiss Cancers hand* Don't worry, I'm here for you...
Libra: IM SO DONE WITH THIS STUPID LOVEY DOVEY STUFF!!! *slaps Scorpio and Pisces in the face* WE MUST BUILD A WALL!!!!
Everyone: *facepalm* Libra Trump....
Libra: WE MUST BUILD A WALL TO PREVENT CANCER FROM BEING HARASSED BY THOSE...... SATAN LORDS!!!!
Virgo: I SUPPORT YOU LIBRA!!!
<Magical Stage appears>
Virgo: DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A WALLLLLL???? I HAVE RAINBOW BRICKS HEREEEEEEEE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMOREEEE!! KICK SCORPY OUT THE DOOR!! AND SHOOT PISCES AWAYYYYYYY!!!!
Libra: WE USED TO BE ALL HAPPY!! UNTIL SCORPY CAMEEEE!!! SOMETIMES I WONDER WHYYYYY *whispers* haven't I killed him.... DO YOU WANNA BUILD A WALLLLLLLL!!! It doesn't hafta be a wall........ Oooookaaaaay DIEEEEEEEEEE.....
<Magical stage disappears>
Taurus: VIRGO! YOU MUST NOT FALL UNDER LIBTRUMP's RULESSSS!!!!
Virgo: Sorry, but I'm part of the Loveless club! With LIBRA!
Gemini: WAAAAAAAITTTTT!!! ISN'T LOVELESS THAT YAOI ANIME-
Libra: *whacks Gemini* No it isn't.....hissssss.....
YOU ARE READING
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