😜Zodiac Friends😜

Dares!

Sup Zodiacs! School started and it's really hard for me to publish! Especially cause I'm pretty much busy 24/7 with homework or programs....😔
Anyways, me and my cousin got really high on sugar and we wrote a story called "Olympus has gone Mental" on Fanfiction.net
Luv it if you'll check it out! <Me and my cousin just love writing random stuff>
Now, Time to complete THE DARES!😈
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AlterLeo: I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared W-what if....
<Everyone puts on their 'AlterLeo deflection' earbuds>
Capricorn: Thank you SO much Aqua for the earbuds!
Leo: Yup! Same here! That's why your my girlfriend!😍
Aquarius: Your welcome Cappy!😊
Leo: HEY! What about me!
Aquarius: No thanks Leo😏
Cancer: U-um.... T-thanks A-Aqua..... T-tha-
Aquarius: Ya! Your welcome!
AlterLeo: WHAT IF THE WORLD ENDS?! *Explodes everyone's earbuds*😖
Pisces: AQUA! WHAT DA HECK?!
Aquarius: Whoops, I guess I didn't make them strong enough....😕
Scorpio: *calmly standing in the shadows*
AlterAries: Scorpio? Scorpio? Scorpio?
Gemini: Scor? Oh, hey look! Scorpio has his own earbuds! CHEATER!😣
AlterPisces: Hm, he won't even reply to us! How are we suppose to play this Dare game without HIM?!😶
Sagi: Oh that's easy. Watch dis. Hey Cans! Mind going to say hi to Scor for me?
AlterCancer: Me? OF COURSE I'll do it! Just for you my lady! *gets slapped across the world*
Sagi: I mean the normal Cancer.😒
Cancer: Huh..... Why?
Sagi: Just do it!
Cancer: O-okay..... Um..... *walks up to Cancer* Hey Scorpio......😥
Scorpio: *suddenly perks up* Hi Your Highness! Did I miss anything?😐
<Everyone except Scorpio: *facepalm*>
Sagi: Told ya it'll work.😏
Pisces: *walks into a wall*
Capricorn: Shall we begin the games now?

Aries: WELCOME ONE AND ALL! TO THE 74th ANNUAL HUNG-😈
AlterAries: Welcome everyone to the 1st ever Dares game.😐
Scorpio: Yays. *note the sarcasm*
AlterAries: I will be your host in this special game!
Taurus: Do we get food in this game?
AlterAries: *reads over the dares* Um...... Sort of..... Depends if you classify that as food.....😶
Taurus: ALRIGHT! I'm in!😃
Gemini: HEY! AlterAries! I ALSO WANT TO BE THE HOST!
AlterAries: Alright. We'll each read a dare.
Gemini: Thanks!
Virgo: Alright! Begin already!

AlterAries: So our first dare comes from adelascotland ! And it's for Cancer and Scorpio!
Pisces: HEYYYYY WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE😒
Cancer: U-umm...... W-why me......? W-what's it a-about?.....😨
Gemini: It said: I dare Cancer and Scorpio to break into a museum and steal something!
Cancer: S-s-s-s-steal?! N-no no no no no..... B-but-but-but I've been a good girl all my life! I I-I can't break that record! Or Mommy will be mad at me!😰😱😭
Scorpio: Don't worry. I'll steal it. Whatever you want to steal.
Cancer: But-but-but- I'll be a WITNESS!😱
Scorpio: Don't worry!.... It'll be fineeeeee!....
Pisces: Growl, Bark, sljgskhgkusvhidgovsviydiysvyid
Gemini: Vat?
Pisces: sidnjajfhaknfjwjcjjwjfhwjjdhwjisbwkidhqkifhw
AlterSagi: *growl bark*
Aquarius: Um..... Sagi said Pisces should go to the mental hospital.... Now.....
AlterAries: BACK TO THE DARE
Scorpio: Yea yeah. Just give us 30 mins... *shadow travels away with Cancer*
Pisces: WHAT IF SCORPIO NEVER RETURNS AND KIDNAPS CANCER?!😱
AlterLeo: WHAT IF CANCER NEVER RETURNS AND KIDNAPS SCORPIO?!😱
<Everyone else: *facepalm*>

<50 years later....>
Scorpio: Hey! We're back!
Cancer: *crying* sob, y-yeah we're b-back *break down into tears that flooded the world*😭😭😭
Pisces: SCORPIOOOOO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY POOR CANCER?!😠
Scorpio: Nothing
Cancer: H-here.... T-this is w-what I s-stole..... *holds out a book*😭📖
Gemini: *takes the book* *reads the title* Guide book to the National Museum. Map Included.
AlterAries: Whaaaaa you stole a guide book?!
Scorpio: Not really. They were handing it out.😑
Cancer: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.--------😖
Aquarius: *grabs the book from Gemini* *flips to last page* *something falls out*
Sagi: OMG LOOK ITS A DIAMOND!😱
Everyone: 😱😱😱😱😱
Scorpio: Da heck. How? They were handing it out to EVERYONE.
Virgo: Maybe Cancer stole it and hid it there?
Scorpio: Um, we just went there, got the guide book, and came back.
Cancer: I AM SO DEAD IF MOMMY FINDS OUT! WAAAAAA! LIFE IS OVER! GOODBYE WORLD. GOODBYE ZODIACS. GOODBYE CAPRICORN, MY SECRET CRUSH I HAD WHEN I WAS IN GRADE 1. GOODBYE.....!😱😱😱😵😵😵
Sagi: Capricornnnnn Explain......
Capricorn: I don't know!
Scorpio: 💔
Pisces: 💔
Libra: Wait guys! She said when I was in grade 1! That doesn't mean she still does!
Scorpio: 💝😍
Pisces: 💝😍
Scorpio: I KNEW IT! She can never not like an awesome guy like me!
Pisces: *takes out knife* *stabs Scorpio* *stuff him in a box* You guys saw nothing.
Everyone else: 😱
Pisces: *takes out iPhone* Hey Siri, Where do I hide a dead body?📱
Siri: I do not know what you mean by 'where do I hide a dead body'. Would you like a web search for that?
Pisces: Yes please.
Siri: Searching Web for 'Where to hide a dead body'........ 1. Make sure no one saw you
Pisces: You guys saw nothing😒
Siri: 2. Check if the body is actually dead
Pisces: *opens box* *finds Scorpio missing* *sees Scorpio chit chatting with the other Zodiacs* WTF?!😱
Cancer: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! I STOLE A DIAMOND! I DESERVE TO DIE! *faints*😱
Aquarius: *pokes the diamond* Dude. This is cheap. The diamond is made outta paper.
Everyone else: What....
Aquarius: Oooo there's a note on the back.... *reads note* Congrats for being the 100000 person who came to this museum! Call 926- 735- #@WinARealDiamond.com/troll
For your chance to win A REAL DIAMOND!
Gemini: *reads tiny words under what Aqua read* P.s the diamond being handed out as prize has been stolen by anonymous. Just please call us. We'll give you the stolen diamond. No harm done. PLEASE CALL! Before the polices come or something.
Cancer: *faints*😵
Virgo: Yup. Typical scams.😒

Dare 2:
Gemini: THE SECOND DARE COMES FROM..... AlpacasForDayzz! And it said: I dare regular Capricorn to kiss regular Pisces.....😏
Capricorn and Pisces: WHAT?! NO!
Gemini: anddddd.... Regular Leo to slap AlterLeo for being a 'whiny baby'
AlterLeo: SEE! I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN! WHAT IF-----😱
Leo: Can I slap her now?😐
Sagi: Please and thank you.
Leo: *Slaps AlterLeo to the other side of the world* Whoops..... I think I slapped her too hard.....😓
Sagi: NO. I mean. You did perfect! 😊
AlterAries: Nowwwww CAPRICORN AND PISCES!
Capricorn: Ew. Just. No. Pisces. Is. Gross.
Pisces: WAAAAA MY FIRST KISS IS SUPPOSE TO BE WITH CAN-😰😭
<Libra kicks Pisces into Capricorn>
Pisces: *falls onto Capricorn* *jumps 50 meters away*
Capricorn: DUDEEE.... THAT IS JUST.... RUDE! LIBI!😠
Libra: Oh gaud I'm so dead. 😋
Virgo: I don't think that counts as a "kiss" it more of a "smash your head"
Gemini: But Pisces technically did lightly kiss Cap's cheek sooooo I think it counts?
Sagi: *glaresssssss* 👿 C-A-P-R-I-C-O-R-NNNNNNNNNN!😒😠
Capricorn: W-w-w-wha-at?
Sagi: *slowly walks up to Capricorn*
Capricorn: IT WAS A DARE! PLUS PISCES KISSED ME!😰
Sagi: *walks 5cm in front of Capricorn* Nowwww......
<Everyone else covers their eyes>
<Sagi kicks Capricorn in the stomach>
Capricorn: Yeah...., whoever made this dare is either trying to break me up with Sagi, or kill me. Can I call this attempt murder?😒
Gemini: *whacks him on the head* You'll be Fineee! Your still alive! Unlike----
AlterPisces and AlterScorpio: PISCES! WAKE UP! WHATS WRONG?!
Pisces: 😲
Capricorn: Yup. I feel better already.

Dare 3:
AlterAries: The next dare came from.... Foreverao! It said that Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces has to hang out with the Alters!😜
Pisces: Shouldn't be that bad....
AlterScorpio: HEYYYYYY AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?!
Pisces: Your nice.😑
Gemini: So I suppose Scorpio and Pisces hang out with AlterCancer and Cans hang out with AlterScorpio and Pisces...
Scorpio: Psh, can't wait. *note the sarcasm*
Gemini: You guys have fun! I'll set a alarm for 1 hour!

Scorpio, Pisces and AlterCancer:
Cancer: Hey bro!
Scorpio: Hi.
Pisces: *growl*
Cancer: So um....you know that girl there? Cancer I think?
Scorpio: Yea?
Pisces: *growl*
Cancer: Mind introducing me to her? *flashes a smile at her☺️*
Scorpio and Pisces: Just. You. Wait. 😈

Cancer, AlterScorpio, and AlterPisces:
AlterScorpio: Hey Cans!
AlterPisces: I am SO GLAD your not like AlterCancer! That perv! 😛
Cancer: Y-yeah.....um..... Hi?.....
<Saw AlterCancer flashing a smile at Cancer>
AlterScorpio: Ugh. Not this again!
Cancer: W-what? D-did I do something wrong?
AlterPisces: Nah. It's just AlterCancer. He has talents for pissing off girls.
Cancer: I'll j-just leave him alone t-then....
AlterScorpio: THEN WELCOME TO THE REJECT ALTERCANCER CLUB!🎉✨🎉
<They become BFFs and Cancer gets a huge party for joining the club>

After 1 Hour..
<Cancer, AlterScorpio and AlterPisces come back with their arms linked and skipping>
<Scorpio and Pisces come back..... And AlterCancer is nowhere to be found>

AlterAries: HEYYYY WHERE'S ALTERCANCER????!!!!!
Scorpio and Pisces: *shrug* I dunno😐

Dare 4:
Gemini: Cancerian_69 said..... *whispers to Cancer*
Cancer: 😱
Gemini: *more whispers*
Cancer: 😰😭😪😨😵
Scorpio: *growl* Grrrrrr what's going on?......
Gemini: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Right Cancer?
Cancer: No! Um,....... I mean Yes! Right! N-nothing!😓
Gemini: Seeee! Alls good!
<Cancer walk up to AlterScorpio and AlterPisces with her head down>
Cancer: SORRY! <pokes AlterScorpio and AlterPisces>
Gemini: CANCERRRRR! That's not even a punch!
Cancer: BUT I CAN'T!!!! *tears up* *floods the world with her tears*😭🌊💦💧💦
Gemini: JUST DO IT!
Cancer: *sniff sniff* F-fine..... <Punches AlterScorpio and AlterPisces so hard they went flying and broke a tree behind them>
Everyone else: 😱 Oh-My-Gaud------
Cancer: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY--------
Gemini: The dare was that Cancer has to punch AlterScorpio and AlterPisces. And here I thought Cancer can never punch hard.