First of all, let me get things straight.
WHY DO HUMANS MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?
Well, not all humans. Theres those humans that make things OVERCOMPLICATED...
And then theres those idiots who would set their password as PASSWORD...
*Author: WHY YOU SO RUDE?!*
Of course, I, as the more MATURE Zodiac out of the group shall share my thoughts on life....
*Virgo: YOU SHOULD INSTEAD JUST GIVE BACK THE AUTHOR'S ACC!!*
*Author: THANK you Virgo!*
First things first...,
Don't you guys just HATE it when someone SOMEHOW figures out the password to one of your many Wattpad acc.... And then you realize you use that password for EVERYTHING.....
*Author: GLAD you understand me!!! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY-*
And don't you guys hate people with no manners...????
*Author: Fine. Would you PLEASE give me back my acc???*
And then there are those idiots who are just THAT gullible.
Do you guys know those times..., when some jerk comes and asks you...
Jerk: What day of the week is it on June 21???
WELL I DON'T KNOW!!
Let's see.... June 18 was a Saturday....Sunday....Monday.....Tuesday....
OH!
It's Tuesday!!!
Jerk: *stares at calendar* Ahh..., so I was right! It is a Tuesday!
*Taurus: It is?!*
DON'T ASK ME WHEN YOU HAVE A CALENDAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
And then those people who say...,
Jerk: Half a dozen people showed up today!
Wut.
How am I supposed to know what he meant?!?!
A Dozen?! What?!
Not to mention HALF of it....
So.... That's D/2=?
GAHHHHHHH...., WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE NUMBER INSTEAD?!
IS SIX REALLY THAT HARD TO SAY?!
Poof! I'm a life simplifier!
Me: Hey Jerk! How do you spell JERK?! It's J-E-R..... And then what?!
Jerk: It's the letter after J!!!
What?...
Me: Ok! Gimme a sec! *mumbles* a b c d e f g h i j k l.... J K L!! It's K!!! ITS K!
Jerk: What sorta gibberish nonsense were you just mumbling???
Please. Just tell me the letter instead. Don't make me go through all the suffering.
Next, WHY DOES THE AUTHOR NEED TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?!
Like, is it SCORPIO or PISCES?!?!
God dang it Author, JUST CHOOSE ONE TO SHIP CANCER WITH!!!
*Scorpio: Obviously me*
And Author, WHY did you name Cancer after a DISEASE?!
*Author: I DIDN'T NAME HER!*
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