The Daily Life of Taurus

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Dear Food Lords,

WHY is the author's account so easily hackable?....

*Author: NOT AGAIN!*

Well since I got ahold of this account.... I don't know what to do....

You see, I'm not exactly the mean rude Libra kind....

*Libra: EXCUUUUUSE ME?!*

And I really don't like to cause trouble..... So......

What shall I do.....?

Maybe I should return this account?.....

*Gemini: Yes. You SHOULD!*

But on the other hand.....

I CAN MAKE EVERYONE SAY WHATEVERRRRRR I WANT!!!!

Scorpio: ALL HAIL TAURUS THE BESTEST KING!

*Scorpio: WHAT DA HECK! STOP THAT!*

Pisces: I HATE CANCER! SHE IS VERY UGLY!!!!

*Pisces: NOOOOOO!!! <Dies>*

*Cancer: Did you actually mean t-that?....*

Libra: DIE UNICORNS! DIEEEEEE!

*Aries: Can I join ya?!*

Capricorn: I'm gay.

*Sagi: You are?*

But now I'm bored again......



WAIT!



I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!

WHICH MEANS.....


Once upon a time there was a majeistic King named Taurus....
He was beutiful and the kingddom loves him very very much.
So everyone give him foood.
Him feasted on the foood everyday and eventually beacame.....

*Aquarius: VERY FAT!*

*Aries: Wowwwww..... That grammar tho....*

*Virgo: I want to know the ending!!!! UPDATEEEEEEEE*


Erm....... Sorry guys! I got writers block!

Would everyone please donate a mere 1 million dollars and 50 cakes, I would gladly continue my beautiful tragic story....

Also, can someone teach me how to turn on autocorrection....?

*Author: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MY ACCOUNT...?!?!?!*

I suppose I should sign out now.... Before anyone notices....

*Author: 😑😑😑😑😑😑*

Guys! Please keep this a secret! I don't wanna be arrested when I sign out!

Pretty please with the cake on top!!!!!

Wait. Before I sign out.....




I must do this.....



Something that I always wanted to see.....




Scorpio: *hugs Pisces* Let's give up on Cancer and live a nice life together...

Pisces: *hugs Scorpio* Alright!

*Scorpio/Pisces: EWWWWW THATS GROSS!!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I EVER LIKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE!!!!!*

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*Scorpio/Pisces: EWWWWW THATS GROSS!!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I EVER LIKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE!!!!!*








Alright!

And before I leave....

Do you guys mind spamming the Author????

Thanks!



So this is Taurus, signing out....










WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE????

BUT THAT PASSWORD WAS UNGUESSABLE!!!!

Who would EVER think of QWERTY as my password?!?!?!

God dang it...I just shared my password....

I MUST CHANGE IT!





Aquarius: AND COMMENT FOR ME TO HACK THE AUTHOR'S ACC NEXT!!

Aries: NO WAY! VOTE FOR ME!!!

Gemini: Don't be so selfish guys...

Capricorn: Meh...., typical idiots.....

While the zodiacs debate in who should hack my account next,
Here's a picture of what I drew yesterday...

While the zodiacs debate in who should hack my account next, Here's a picture of what I drew yesterday

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