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Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!!
Gemini: Calm down Libra!
Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!!
Leo: What if...... Aries was a...
I read EVERY SINGLE comment for the poll and nearly died. RIP LIBRAWINGS. I never thought this many Wattpaders/Zodiacs would join.... Now I'm figuring out HOW IN DA WORLD TO I GIVE THE RESULTS?!?! Whatever.... Happy Easter guys! Libra: NOOOOO! ITS UNICORN DAY! HAPPY UNICORN DAY! Chapter dedicated to NatcatMEOW for getting the reference! 😋 🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥🐰🍥 Libra: HAPPY UNICORN DAYYYY ZODIACSSSSSS!!!!!!!😝🦄 Aquarius: Erm Libi..... It's Easter......😒 Libra: WHO CARES ABOUT EGGSTER! ITS UNCORN DAY!!!!! Leo: *facepalm* It's Easter. Sagi: Ooooo! Let's have a Easter Egg hunt! Aries: YAS! LETS HUNT DOWN THIS EASTER GUY AND KILL'EM!!!! 😝 Cancer: W-what?! H-h-h-hunting?!?!?! *cries*😭 Gemini: So..... Wasup? Libra: ITS UNICORN DAY!!! EVERYONE LETS CELEBRATE THE DAY OF PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS! 🦄 Virgo: Whaaaaaa? Taurus: *cramming his mouth with Easter eggs* It's Easter. Whoopieeee. Libra: UNFAIR! ITS UNICORN DAY SO THATS THAT. Pisces: Hey, why not we have a vote to decide? Scorpio: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A VOTE?! Capricorn: Meh, heck like I care.😒 Cancer: YEAH! Scorpio that's a brilliant idea!!!! 😊 Pisces: *glares* *plotting Scorpio's death*😒 Aquarius: Hm, why not..... Gemini: ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF EASTER PUT THEIR HANDS UP! <✋🏻Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagi, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces raise their hands✋🏻> Gemini: ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF UNICORN DAY RAISE THEIR HAND! <✋🏻Libra raise her hand✋🏻> Libra: HEY! UNFAIR! How bout this! Taurus, if you raise your hand for Unicorn Day I'll make you more cake! Taurus: YAS! IM IN!😁 Libra: Let's see...., Virgo! Your my BFF aren't you?! Join me! Virgo: I am not- Libra: *puppy face* Virgo: *sigh* Fine fine...😒 Libra: YAS! Aries, I'll lend you my bazooka for a day if you join me! Aries: WHOOPIIIEEEEEEEE! TIME TA MURDER SOME UNICORNS WITH DA BAZOOKA!!!!!💥🔥💥 Libra: *cough cough totally didn't give him a toy one* Cancer! I'll- Cancer: I'm in. Libra: HEY! IM NOT DONE! Cancer: *sniffles* Y-you see..... I sorta ran over the Easter bunny on the way t-to our Zodiac meeting place a-and the b-bunny's spirit is h-haunting m-me... *crys*😭 Capricorn: THATS AWESOME! WHERES ITS DEAD BODY?!😆 Sagi: CAPRICORN! THATS SO RUDE! Libra: *AHEM* Pisces and Scorpio, Cancer will hate y- Scorpio/Pisces: I'm in. Libra: Okaaaaay.... Soooo Sagi..... Since the Easter bunny is dead.... Wouldn't celebrating Easter be celebrating its death....? *Making no sense* Sagi: *sniffles* I suppose. May the Easter bunny RIP....😱 Leo: What?... Rice In Pot?🍚 *Credits to people that understood this reference* Sagi: *facepalm* Well, Libi... I'm in.... Libra: *mini celebration* And Capi! S- Capricorn: I'm in. And don't you think I joined because of Sag- SHUT UP!😠 Libra: Erm..... So my fellow Zodiacs! WHO SHIPS AQUALEO?!?! Aquarius/Leo: HEY!!!!! SHUT UP! Libra: Hm, fine. I won't mention Aqualeo again if you join.....😏 Aquarius/Leo: FINE! SO MEAN! Libra: SO RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR IN FAVOUR OF UNICORN DAY! <All zodiacs except Gemini raise their hand> Gemini: Fine. Fine. Unicorn day it is.....😑😒😑 Libra: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *And no, this is NOT a reference to the email website. Just no*
UNICORN DAY CELEBRATION:
Libra: HAPPY UNICORN DAY!!!! AND SCREW EASTER! EASTER IS FOREVER REPLACED BY UNICORN DAYYYYYY!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!😈 Aquarius: Wait. When is Unicorn day? Libra: Well, hmmm... Let me check my calendar...... <Libra opens calendar> Libra: Well, according to my calendar... EVERYDAY IS UNICORN DAY!😝 All the Zodiacs except Libra: *FACEPALM* Capricorn: Well, I'm out! Libra: B-b-but Sagi will be alonnnneee...... Sagi: NO IM NOT! NO ONE ON PLANT EARTH SHIPS SAGICORN! NO ONE! <No offence SagiCorn_Artists *and no, this is not a reference*> Capricorn: ............ Fine........................ NO WHAT AM I SAYING?!?! Libra: SHUT UP! LETS BEGIN THE CELEBRATION! I MADE CAKE!😋 <Libra takes out cake>
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All the Zodiacs: *looks at the cake anxiously but knows if they eat it they will die* Libra: Now I SHALL have the honour of cutting the cake! <Libra takes it knife out of nowhere🔪> <The cake ran away🏃🏻🎂> Virgo: WHAT IN UNICORNS HAPPENED?!?!😱 Taurus: NUUUUUU! THE CAKE RAN AWAY!!!!!!😱 Aquarius: *dies* HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???!😱 Libra: *stroking chin* Hm? I thought if I put frosting on a unicorn it would work.... Zodiacs: WHAT?!?! *faints*😲 Sagi: Y-YOU NEARLY KILLED A REAL LIFE UNICORN?!?! Libra: WHATEVER! NEXT! Let's play........ TRUTH OR DARE!😋 Libra: TRUTH OR DARE..... CAPI! Capricorn: No, I'm not playing. 😒 Libra: OR ELSEEEEEEE- Capricorn: sigh...... Truth..... Libra: SOOOOO CAP IRON! What's your BIGGEST secret?! Capricorn: CAP IRON?! EXCUSE ME?!😤 Libra: Hmmm.... *checks script* Oh, screw autocorrection....☺️ Capricorn: Yeesh, fine. My biggest secret is..... I killed Dora.....😳 Aquarius: WHAT?!?! Sagi: WAIT WHICH DORA?!?! Leo: Ohhhhh! No wonder that show doesn't air anymore!😐 Capricorn: Ya know, Dora the Explorer. I got sick of her asking 'Where?' So I killed her. Scorpio: Smooth....😏 Libra: NEXT! ARIES, TRUTH OR DAREEEEE!!!!!! Aries: DAREEEEEE! MWHAHAHAHAHAA- Libra: I dare you to make a bet with Gemini. Pisces: Why that? 🤔 Gemini: Go figures. Cause I have this unbeatable streak of wins in bets. Aries: MWHAHA! I BET YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN BATTLE! Gemini: Annnnnnd what if I do? Libra: THEN ARIES BECOMES A UNICORN!!!!🦄 Everyone else: WHAAAAAAA?????????? Aries: AND IF I WIN..... GEMINI WILL........BE DUCT TAPED TO THE ROOF FOR A WEEK!!!!! Gemini: What kinda bet is this? 😒 Libra: LET THE BATTLE BETWEEN ARIES AND GEMINI START! Aries: MWHAHAHAAH NO ONE CAN BEAT THE ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL RULER OF THE WORLDDDDDDDD! ARIE- <🔫Gemini shoots Aries🔫> Gemini: Whoops. Did I kill'm too fast? 😐 Libra: AND GEMINI IS DA WINNERRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Sagi: May Aries RIP..... Taurus: MORE RICE IN POTS?! Libra: Oh yeah, before I conclude Unicorn Day..... *🔫takes out gun and shoots Leo🔫* Aquarius: WAIT?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?! Cancer: LIBRA IS A M-M-MURDER!!!! *cries*😱😭😱 Scorpio: Wow. Nice. Pisces: LEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 😰 Libra: Well, the reason i shot him is because.... Well read his shirt.... <Leo's shirt: 💀👿KILL ME IF UNICORN DAY EXISTS👿💀> Aquarius: OH! I remember that shirt! It was on sale at Walmart! Pisces: THANK GODS I didn't wear it today!😖 Sagi: May Leo RIP...... Taurus: STOP MAKING RICE IN POTS! IM SICK OF IT!😠🍚
And thus is how the Easter Bunny, Aries, and Leo died. RIP. Taurus: GAHHHH! I DON'T WANT RICE IN POTS ANYMORE! And this is how Easter was canceled..... Libra: UNICORN DAY EVERYDAYYYYYYY
Oh yeah, after reading all the comments from the poll, I feel bad leaving Virgo Secrets as it is...... Yeah I should PROBABLYYYY end that story..... Sorry.....😥 And dare for all ya Zodiacs out there, I DARE YOU TO SHOUT "HAPPY UNICORN DAY" TO 5 PEOPLE TOMORROW AND COMMENT THEIR REACTION! 😝 WISH YA ALL GOOD LUCK! And DO NOT buy the KILL ME IF UNICORN DAY EXISTS shirt from Walmart. Its dangerous.....😅
