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Zodiac School CLUBS

Swim Team:
(Only Pisces and Cancer because Pisces, the leader of the team, rejected everyone else)

Cancer: *gets changed* *walks outside* Umm.... A-anyone here.....?
Pisces: *still in the change room dreaming of teaching Cancer how to swim*
Cancer: Umm.... If no ones here...Erm.... I suppose I'll take a nap....
Pisces: *perverted look on face* Oh god I can't wait to see Cancer.... HAH SCORPIO!!!
Scorpio: *on the Intercom* PISCES, PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE, I REPEAT, PISCES, PLEASE REPORT TO HELL- I MEANT MY OFFICE
Pisces: *ignores it* *epically walks outside* Heeeeey Cancer!!!
Cancer: *sleeping*
Pisces: *freaks out* CANCER?!?! CANCER?!?! CANCER ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?! NO, NO, NO...., DON'T DIEEEEE!!!!
Cancer: *still sleeping*
Pisces: *starts crying* Cancer is dying.... OH NO DID SHE DROWN WHEN I WAS AT THE CHANGE ROOM?!?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Cancer: *somehow STILL sleeping*
Pisces: *kneels down* Alright... THERES ONLY ONE THING TO DO NOW! I must preform CPR!!!
<Please note Pisces got a professional licences on CPR>
Pisces: ALRIGT!!! What do I do.... MEH, LETS JUST SKIP TO THE 'RESCUE BREATHE' PART!!!!
Cancer: *dreaming about fluffy goats*
Pisces: OK. *about to kiss Cancer*
Cancer: *wakes up and suddenly jolts up* *hits Pisces in the head*
Pisces: OW..... *faints*
Cancer: Oh Pisces!!! I'm glad you arrived! Sorry I fell asleep because you took so long!!!
Pisces: *pretending to be unconscious*
Cancer: Pisces...... Um..... You alright.....
Pisces: *Inner Thoughts: IF I PRETEND TO BE DEAD, BINGO!!*
Cancer: I suppose I have no choice but to preform CPR....
Pisces: *trying not to go unconscious due to high happiness load*
Cancer: What do I do first.... I think I do this punch thingy a couple times....
Pisces: *sighes* *Inner Thoughts: ITS NOT PUNCH THINGY, it's called-*
Cancer: *punches Pisces in the stomach VERY hard with her supernatural strength 50 times*
Pisces: *actually dead now*
Cancer: And then I think I do this other thingy....
Pisces: *revived from the dead* *waiting for Cancer to do rescue breathes*
Cancer: Alright then.... Um.... I actually have no clue what to do next.... I suppose I'll go back to doing rescue punches.... *punching Pisces VERY VERY HARD*

<AND THAT IS WHY THE SWIM TEAM WAS CANCELLED AFTER THEY'RE FIRST MEET. PISCES GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND CANCER WAS CONGRATULATED FOR "ATTEMPTING" TO SAVE HIM>

I LOVE MATH Club:
(Consists of Capricorn <the leader>, Scorpio, Virgo, Aquarius, and Leo)

Capricorn: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SO CALLED "I LOVE MATH" CLUB. BUT HECK, WE ONLY CHOSE THAT NAME TO KEEP OUR ORGANIZATION A SECRET SO MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOOK PAST IT!
Everyone else: AYE SIR!
Capricorn: IN THIS CLUB, ALL WE DO IS PLAY GAMES, PLAN EVIL STUFF, AND DOING WHATEVER WE WANT CAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CLUB!!!
Scorpio: ALL HAIL CAP, THE CREATOR OF THIS SECRET ORGANIZATION!!!
Capricorn: THE ONLY THING WE'LL REALLY WORK ON IS MASTERING OUR CHEATING AND MURDERING SKILLS!!!
Virgo: Master, when's our next mission?
Capricorn: Um.... Well.... Um..... LETS ASSASSINATE THE..... UNICORN CLUB!!!
Scorpio: YES SIR!!!
Capricorn: And Leo and Aqua.... Please contribute....
Leo: Well, I only joined this club to make my resume look better....
Aquarius: Same here.... Meh.... Also a good excuse to escape class...

Unicorn Club <Warning, explicit content. Lol>
(Members: Only Libra. Cause other people have a life. And apparently XxFreezing_BluexX ..... Meep....)

Libra: UNICORN CLUB IS ACCEPTING MEMBERS!!! AS LONG AS YOU SIGN THE OATH!!!!! WE WILL GIVE YOU $10000 AS A WELCOME GIFT AND NOT TO MENTION YOUR VERY OWN UNICORN BACKPACK!!!! YOU CAN QUIT ANYTIME!!!

<Why did no one join this club.... Well..... I WONDERRRRR.....>

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OATH TO THE UNICORNS:
I PLEDGE TO REMAIN LOYAL TO THE UNICORNS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE THEM. ALL MY WORK IS FOR THE UNICORNS AND NOTHING CAN BE BETTER IN MY LIFE THAN RIDING A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN! UNICORNS ARE THE VERY MEANING OF MY LIFE AND I LIVE FOR THE UNICORNS. IN MY NEXT LIFE I ONLY WISH TO BE REVIVED AS A UNICORN! UNICORN ARE PINK. I WILL ALSO BE PINK. I MUST SEE LIKE A UNICORN, EAT LIKE A UNICORN, SMELL LIKE A UNICORN, SOUND LIKE A UNICORN! I WILL BEEEEEEE A UNICORN!
*in tiny tiny unreadable font* I will also donate $10000000000000 to Libra as tribute to the unicorns.
AH YES, UNICORNS ARE LIFE. BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF UNICORNS AND YOU'LL BE BLESSED! NOW SIGN THIS PAPER. NOW.