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Jurassic Who!!!

I haven't gotten very far in Doctor Who..... So....er.....ya....😅
Don't blame me for like messed up information... That's because I'm only on the start of the 3rd season....
Meh 😝
Request from: triggerfish 😋

Characters:
Aries: Random Caveman (Male)
Taurus: Father (Male)
Gemini: Spy (Female)
Cancer: The Doctor (Male)
Leo: Dalek (Male)
Virgo: Mother (Female)
Libra: Timetress (Female)
Scorpio: Doctor's Companion, Brother of Pisces (Male)
Sagi: Dalek (Female)
Capricorn: Triadon (Male)
Aquarius: Dalek (Female)
Pisces: Doctor's Companion, Sister of Scorpio (Female)
<Mainly about Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces>
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Pisces: GAHHHHHHHHH!!! HELPPPPPP!!!! UNICORN ATTACK!!!!🦄
Scorpio: Pisces. Sister. Shut up. I'm TRYING to do my homework!!! (NOT! Scorpio's actually watching Doctor Who)
Pisces: SCORPIOOOO!! THERE ARE UNICORNS OUTSIDE!!! WAHHHHHH!!!
Scorpio: SHUT UP SIS! Unicorns don't exist! I'm WORKING!!
Pisces: Ooo.... Look! A blue box just appeared!
Scorpio: BLUE BOX?!😱 <Cough cough doesn't believe in Unicorns but believes in blue boxes>
Pisces: Hmm.... *reading box* Scorpio! The box says "Just a normal garbage box"!!
Scorpio: 😑 Yays *note the sarcasm*
Pisces: BROTHER! A guy just stepped OUT of the box!!!
Scorpio: WHAT?! *pauses Doctor Who, runs into the living room* *Sees a little boy*
Cancer: Hello!😊
Scorpio: GAH!! Pisces!! Since WHEN did you have boyfriends?!😒
Cancer: Nah, I'm not anyone's boyfriend. Hello, I'm the Doctor!
Scorpio: *faints*😵
Pisces: Scorpio! There's also unicorns everywhere!
Scorpio: *Sits up. Sees unicorns. Faints again*😵
Cancer: *speaking at 1000 words per nanosecond* They are actually not unicorns, they are Triadons, from the planet of Sarcofirgous. They shoot sonic rays from their horns and imitate the looks of unicorns so they can attract prey such as little kids like Pisces. They also enjoy killing for sport!*keeps talking forever*😐🗣

What Scorpio heard:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ENJOY KILLING blah blah blah

What Pisces heard:
blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah UNICORNS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah

<Unicorns/Triadons start stampeding and shooting sonic rays>

Cancer: Pisces! Take your brother or whatever that is away from here! I'll take care of- *gets run over by Triadons*
Scorpio: FOR YOU INFO, this THING has a name! It's Scorpio! PISCES! Let's go! Or you'll die-
Pisces: *partying with "Unicorns" (Triadons)* 🎉🦄🎉

<Suddenly Libra appears>

Libra: C'mon! More random creatures?! You two little kids, get outta here!😑
Scorpio: WHO DA HELL ARE YOU?! AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE KID?!
Libra: *shrugs* I'm the Timetress. Now, I shall eliminate these creatures.
Scorpio: Alright. But the last person that tried, Cancer, got run over-
Libra: *gets run over by Triadons*
Scorpio: YOU KIDDIN ME RIGHT?! I thought the Doctor would be MUCH more cooler!!!😰
<Triadons start charging at Scorpio>
Scorpio: I'm dead. I'm dead. The Doctor and Libra are also dead. Humanity is screwed. My sister Pisces is probably also dead. I'm about to die-😧
<🦄Pink Fluffy Unicorns song start blasting across the room🦄>
<The Triadons scream in pain and disintegrates>
Cancer: *removes random Triadon flesh from his shirt* That's brilliant (Credits to everyone who said that in their heads with the Doctor's voice) Pisces! Music!🎶
Pisces: *tears up* WHYYY!!! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY!!! UNICORNS COME BACK!
Libra: Ugh, oh look. Another Time Lord. Great.😪
Scorpio: WHATS GOING ON?! Is this real?! Maybe it's a dream! Isn't the Doctor supposed to be MUCH more better looking!
Cancer: Excuuuuuuse me?😑
Scorpio: Then explain!
Cancer: Alright. I am the Doctor but during the last regeneration someone attacked me and so I'm now a KID.
Scorpio: Okay. What about Libra?!
Cancer: Libra.....?
Libra: Sheesh guys! I'm right here ya know! I'm Libra, a Timetress. AKA a Time Mistress. Don't ask about the name, someone else created it. I'm an Time Lord exile because reasons. I travel around helping people. The end.😑
Cancer: Whaaaa? The other Time Lords died.😦
Libra: I'M NOT A STUPID TIME LORD! GAHHH! I wasn't IN the stupid war!
Pisces: Hey guys! I found a baby Unicorn! Can I keep it?!☺️
Libra: DROP IT! IT CAN KILL YOU! Arg, Sonic Ray horns!
Cancer: Aww, a baby Triadon! He's too young to have Sonic Ray horns so he's harmless.
Libra: 😒 Grrrrrr
Cancer: Well I suppose I have to thank you guys, Pisces, Scorpio and Libra, for saving me and killing the Triadons so I suppose I'll let's you guys go on ON TRIP.
Scorpio: A TRIP WITH THE DOCTOR?! *faints*😵
Pisces: I shall name this Unicorn, Capricorn!
Libra: No WAY I'm going on a trip with a Time Lord!😠
Cancer: *shrugs* Suit yourself.
Scorpio: *wakes up* Wait. Where's the Tardis?!
Cancer: Right here. *points to the "Just a normal Garbage box"*
Scorpio: You. Kidding. Me. Right?! That's the Tardis?!😑
Cancer: Well technically it's called the Tanrot. Stands for: Trashy And New Replacement Of the Tardis. I got this after I accidentally drove the Tardis into a wall.😓
Scorpio: This is NOT how my Doctor Who dreams went. Wait, can the Tanrot still travel in time.
Cancer: Yes.....
Scorpio/Pisces/Libra: DINOSAURS!!!!😆😝
Cancer: *✋🏻facepalms* WHY. Why does EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. that I offer to go on a trip ALWAYS asks me about dinosaurs?! FINE! This is the ONLY TIME I'm traveling to the dinosaur era. And Libra, are you coming?
Libra: Ugh, fineeee. This is the only way I'll ever see dinosaurs.😪
Scorpio: What do you mean?
Libra: I also have a spaceship called the Muvott. Stands for Messed Up Version Of The Tardis. I can't choose where to go. The Muvott just goes to where ever someone needs help.😪
Cancer: That's sucks. Even worse then the Tanrot. I got stuck with using a garbage box for disguise. Do you know HOW MANY times a kid would WALK BY and throw GARBAGE all over this box?!😠💢
Scorpio: WHATEVER! SAVE IT FOR LATER! I WANNA SEE DINOSAURS!!!😜

Well..... *cringe* 😥
Now I know NOT to write a Doctor Who fanfic...
Heh, hope ya Doctor Who fans out there enjoy! Part 2 shall be out soon!😋
BTW Ignore any messed up info! And DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS!‼️ No spoilers of season 4 and so on!