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Zodiacs BACK TO SCHOOL....sadly....

<Story further down after mini rant... You can skip this part to the story if u want>

So um.... You might have realized....

I've been off Wattpad for sometime.... Well, not publishing for awhile...

Doing what you may ask???....

SHEDDING TEARS OF BLOOD.... LITERALLY....

Soooo I got my High school schedule today.... And I asked many grade 10 students how was the teachers I got.... And they looked down the list like, "OMG you got HER as your teacher?!?! Your gonna have the best year ever!!!" "HOLY COWS you have him as your other teacher?! YOU'RE THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!"

And the they look further down.... Envying my amazing schedule...

Until they saw my English teacher....

And then everyone was like...

May you rest in peace you poor soul... Death has come your way...

Prepare for hell.... Hell as in legitimate hell.

Whoopie. I'm ready to shoot myself... 😑

Well.... For starters... This means I'll have to work a TON harder in English class....
CAUSE MY ENGLISH ALREADY SUCKS.... (My grammar tho... And volcab...)
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT AUTOCORRECTION.....
Oh wait... Did I mention I'm also part of a special Regional programs.....
WHICH MEANS IM LEARNING ADVANCED ENGLISH....
OH GAUD IM SCREWED....

Somehow help me.... Even though this really is my problem....

LET ME JUST DROWN IN MY TEARS OF BLOOD

If I EVER stop publishing stories.... Know that's it's because of this....
(Just kidding! But maybeeeee)

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Zodiacs BACK TO HEL- I meant School...

Libra: Dear Unicorns, why has Unigod cursed me with this....
Virgo: Not to mention the fact we're stuck with this for the next TEN MONTHS
Sagi: TEN MONTHS of suffering only to be granted that tiniest 2 months of freedom...
Gemini: I'd MUCH RATHER be watching Boku no Pico for 10 months straight- ACTUALLY NO EWWWWW THATS GROSS....
Aquarius: We have once again returned to hell.... Oh yay I can't wait to meet my demonic teacher....
Cancer: *sniffles* If I cry out all the water in my body and die.... Will the teachers get sued?..... *starts crying nonstop*
Libra: GAHHHHHHH CANCER IS FLOODING HELLLLLL!!!! AND RIGHT AFTER I JUST FINISHED REDECORATING SCHOOL WITH UNICORN POSTERS!!!!

Aries: ...... What's gotten into them.... Even I, THE GREAT ARIES don't dare speak of hell.... Why all this hell stuff now???? Is it cause of Scorpio?...
Scorpio: AW HELL NO,.... We are talking a hell even WORSE then the hell you know...
Capricorn: Aries is so lucky.... Being home schooled for 14 years until NOW....
Pisces: Well, welcome to hell Aries...
Aries: *very confused*
Taurus: Hell.... THERES NO CAKEEEEE!!!! Me angry. Me leaving. *epically just walks out of the school*
Leo: Da wut. He did it.... HE DID IT! THE AMAZING TAURUS ESCAPED SCHOO-
Taurus: *gets dragged back all beaten* Mph....
Pisces: ........ Welcome back buddy.... *pats him on the shoulder*
Capricorn: Cause we can always have ANOTHER member....

Interviewer: Hey Zodi!!! What do you want the MOST at your school?!?! And you gotta be realistic though!!!

Aries: A death note please.... Oh, and by the way... Can I please have your signature inside the book?.... Full name please!!! *begging principle* (I DID NOT WATCH DEATH NOTE YET DO NOT SPOIL)
Taurus: CHOCOLATE CAKE INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK!!! TOTALLY REALISTIC!
Gemini: Oh you know, a nuke. And a match. THATS REALISTIC!!!
Cancer: I-I.... I guess I w-want... More holidays?.... Well I mean, school isn't that bad.... Just not all the time....
Leo: A punching bag with your enemies face on it *teachers or students*.... So stressed out students can punch it whenever they want
Virgo: A beautiful meteor showers.... So the school can explode in an awesome way...
Libra: Unicorn motivation posters.... EVERYWHERE....
Scorpio: All I want is Cance- *interrupted by Pisces: BUT THATS NOT REALISTIC!!!*
Sagi: Well.... I don't particularly HATE school.... It's just it can be stressful.... So I really want.... Funnier and nicer teachers!
Capricorn: I WANT A RELIABLE WIFI SO I CAN CATCH SOME POKEMON IN CLASS
Aquarius:  I want.... A remote control that can control anything around the school.... Like make the intercom turn on at random times with the randomest message....
Pisces: Want to know what I DON'T want at school? SCORPI- *interrupted by Scorpio: TA BAD, UR STUCK WITH MEEEE*